DAN
A noun; person, place, thing, or idea. The best I ever had. An amazing, smart, incredible, dazzling, marvelous, prodigious, special, clever, funny, sweet, generous, caring, sexy, tall, buff, animalistic, crazy, wild, guy! One can be found within 414,454,894,274!
DAN
A MASSIVE PENIS. A PENIS LARGER THAN ANYTHING EVER SEEN. EVERYWHERE, EVERYTHING, MASSIVE.
Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
Example:
I'm going to DAN you so hard your DAN falls off and DAN will thoroughly DANicate on your DAN. MASSIVE.
I'm going to DAN you so hard your DAN falls off and DAN will thoroughly DANicate on your DAN. MASSIVE.
DAN
Dan is code word for dumb ass nigger. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.
Example:
Yo honkey why you be bumpin my girl. You want me to bust a cap in yo ass? (reply) I am very sorry for the inconvenience DAN. You can be assured it will not happen again
Yo honkey why you be bumpin my girl. You want me to bust a cap in yo ass? (reply) I am very sorry for the inconvenience DAN. You can be assured it will not happen again
DAN
DAN
Otherwise known as dipshit Dan, and trust me there's a reason for that name. He's a really lovely fella and he hasn't got a bad bone in his body. He may have the IQ of a pencil, but somewhere deep down and god knows he hides it well there's a clever chap.
DAN
DAN
DAN is code word for Dumb Ass Ninja. You would expect that being a ninja they wouldn't be dumb, but like everything else, they are letting anybody become a ninja these days.
Example:
Yo man, I was watching Shoguns Assassin, I can't beleive those DAN's didn't kill him near the river.
Yo man, I was watching Shoguns Assassin, I can't beleive those DAN's didn't kill him near the river.
DAN
1. man of ultimate lameness.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
Example:
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!