satsuma Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

satsuma

A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.

Satsuma

by Swannyd on Nov 30, 2010 23:45:02

When a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.

Example:
Sally's boyfriend got his finger blown off in the war, but it's ok because they can still satsuma

frosty satsuma

by d stizzle on Sep 06, 2009 09:13:11

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.

Example:
i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.

Satsuma fart

by Henry Dawn on Sep 05, 2018 02:20:46

A fart that makes you want a satsuma

Example:
The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange

satsuma imo

by moyashiman on Mar 14, 2012 20:19:12

This word is originally derived from the Japanese word for sweet potato. Satsuma imo can be used when referring to someone that looks like a sweet potato on the outside, but is actually slightly sweet on the inside. This word can also be used as a nickname for someone who is called a bitch, but is not actually that bitchy on the inside.

Example:
OMG! ur such a satsuma imo! hahahaha

Two satsumas in a bag

by Fast Freddie on Nov 10, 2007 19:45:11

An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.

Example:
Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!

Pull a satsuma

by Ducker123 on Jan 21, 2022 16:39:09

Term is used in world of warcraft when somebody dies with all their defensives up.

Example:
Pull a satsuma
Player1: bro, u died with all defensives up
Player2: yeah sorry i pulled a satsuma

suma satsuma boomer loomer

by sirbradnickthe5th on Feb 04, 2022 19:28:03

someone who spends their life horizontal and helps young brown men with disney quotes on their walls. Live their destiny to become a IT technician at Microsoft.

Example:
My friends mum is such a suma satsuma boomer loomer.

satsuma

by yuhxoxooxoxoxoxo on Jan 23, 2025 07:50:39

overly large fat person that is on the verge of obesity

Example:
she’s a satsuma

Satsuma

by Dummy dumster on Dec 22, 2020 05:04:48

(morons) use satsuma instead of orange... U can just tell they're an absolute (neek) if they call an orange a satsuma.

I mean why the hell does that exist

Example:
Hey my name's arthur and my friends and I were wondering if u just wanted to maybe share my satsuma 👉👈

Bro u idiot bruv why da fuq u calling that orange a satsuma u nerd

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