love island
by SaltySpoon178 on Aug 16, 2018 22:09:18
The ultimate fuckboy tv show.
A television
programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a
villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and
slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
Example:
12 year old girl: OmG gEoRgIa Is SuCh A sNaKe
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT
Teenage boy: Damn so many
peng girls in love island.
love island
by dickhead on toast on Jun 16, 2019 20:41:15
love island one of the best tv
reality shows
you may really like it if your a
muggy twat or even a player that
stabs everyone in the back
Example:
p1:did you watch love island
p2:yeah are you in
dbs
Love island
by SaltySpoon178 on May 31, 2019 19:07:15
A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.
For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching
Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting
fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.
I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to
be british!!
Example:
The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init
lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh
Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working
aat
Girl: U ruined ma fukin
laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
Love island
by P-turbed on Jun 13, 2019 04:14:46
A show about chavs, for chavs, by chavs.
Some people
turn up to a
villa and try to make a quick
3 day relationship work, when it doesn’t they cry and this has been the show for the past 4 years.
Love Island
by thelittlestofblondes on Jul 30, 2019 20:43:42
Love Island is a reality TV show where a bunch of young fame-seekers
jet off to paradise to 'have the summer of their lives'. Their dream summer consists of kissing and shagging their way to the finale where the winning couple will be awarded a fat check which will undoubtedly be spent on even more cosmetic procedures. Life after Love Island involves selling nutrition shakes on Instagram and getting booked to entertain drunken idiots at night-clubs every other weekend. This is as far as their fame will take them and the 'Islanders' usually
fade out of the spotlight before the next annual season of Love Island begins. Tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby
wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically
decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.
Example:
Average-looking Girl: I want to be on Love Island!
Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model?
Tanned? Long hair?
Flat stomach?
Average-looking Girl: Well no,
I-
Love Island Producer: NEXT!
Love Island
by Dark Magician on Aug 17, 2020 01:07:18
A stupid TV show which is about...
contestants
staging fake love
cause they can't make
real love
the men and women are so ugly
even babies find them yucky
the contestants can't even act
and that is a blatant fact
Example:
Mark:
What on earth is this shit?
John and Melissa: This is a TV show called Love Island. They
make love
Mark: THIS IS SO
FUCKING SHIT. JUST GLIMPSING ON IT, I CAN TELL THIS IS GARBAGE!!!
Love island
by Criticalxp on Sep 07, 2019 06:13:29
A show where
clout chasing thots and fuck boys
meet and greet and end up getting together in a
villa.
The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.