dial-up
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b on Nov 04, 2004 16:58:37
Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford
broadband (
understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking
AOL is number one
dial-up
by diseased sheep on Jul 09, 2006 05:56:15
an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their
on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will
make your ears bleed.
it sounds like a robot being
tortured.
Example:
Online Conversation:
Pete-
Sup dawg?
MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!
Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they
bleedin?
MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov
ass family has dial-up!
Dial-Up
by Aspirations on Jan 11, 2009 03:33:43
Example:
Dial-Up:
Susie- I tried to call you but
the line was
busy!
Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer.
Susie-
o_O
dial up
by Briam on Sep 01, 2003 17:13:33
Example:
A: i have
dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a
Porshe to a
Honda
dial up
by shootz2kill on Nov 23, 2006 10:39:27
Example:
1)i hate how
checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up
2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm
morphing around the level and
not hitting a fucking thing.
The Dial-up
by Lupussong on Aug 23, 2019 10:26:03
A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear
piercing modem sounds for about
15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.
Dial-up
by illEATurHARTout on Apr 13, 2004 02:21:54
1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a
telephone number be
dialed.
2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a
telephone line using modems.
dial-up
by rhet on Jun 17, 2009 06:50:54
Example:
Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall!
Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.
Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.
Driving
Adolescent: If it weren't for
the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.
dial up
by Shadic on Jan 11, 2005 07:59:34
a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a
phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets
viruses constantly. He makes strange
beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.