on dial-up Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

on dial-up

Like the annoyingly, slow dial up connection for the internet only in use against someone.

dial up

by sqrrl101 on Jun 01, 2004 12:20:18

The most evil thing on earth- especially from freeserve

Example:
Makes a painful sound like "BEEBOOPBEEBOOP___BEEEEEEEEEEEKRSCHHHHHHHHHHHH"

dial-up

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b on Nov 04, 2004 16:58:37

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

Example:
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

dial-up

by diseased sheep on Jul 09, 2006 05:56:15

an internet connection that doesnt allow the people using it to talk on the phone at the same time, if you call someones house while their on dial-up internet you will recieve a sound so horrid that it will make your ears bleed.
it sounds like a robot being tortured.

Example:
Online Conversation:

Pete- Sup dawg?

MikeG- my fucking ears are bleeding!

Pete- Yo dawg that sucks, why they bleedin?

MikeG- because i just tryed to call your house but your pov ass family has dial-up!

Dial-Up

by Aspirations on Jan 11, 2009 03:33:43

A horrible, extremely slow internet connection. With dial up your phone and computer use the same line.

Example:
Dial-Up:

Susie- I tried to call you but the line was busy!
Jane- Sorry, I was on the computer.
Susie- o_O

dial up

by Briam on Sep 01, 2003 17:13:33

a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.

Example:
A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda

dial up

by shootz2kill on Nov 23, 2006 10:39:27

1)a shitty temporary connection using a phone line that runs at 56 or god forbid 28 k

2)in gaming terms, a bad internet or server connnection in general

Example:
1)i hate how checking my email takes a week. thanks a lot dial up

2)oh god, steve's dial up is acting up again. no wonder why i'm morphing around the level and not hitting a fucking thing.

The Dial-up

by Lupussong on Aug 23, 2019 10:26:03

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Example:
Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

Dial-up

by illEATurHARTout on Apr 13, 2004 02:21:54

1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.

2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.

Example:
My dial-up connection was interrupted by call waiting.

dial-up

by rhet on Jun 17, 2009 06:50:54

“ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?

Example:
Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall!

Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.

Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.

Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.

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