Deez Nuts
A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.Deez Nuts
1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call.
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots
Example:
Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM
Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM
Deez Nuts
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.
"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"
The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"
Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"
The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"
Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Example:
Driving in car...
"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"
"Deez?????"
"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!"
(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
Driving in car...
"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"
"Deez?????"
"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!"
(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
Deez Nuts
Example:
Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
Deez Nuts
Example:
Example 1:
T: Primi was that the doorbell?
P: I dont know, go check nigga!
P: Who was it?
T: Deez Nuts!
Example 2:
T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?
P: What?
T: Deez Nuts!
P: pendejo.
Example 3:
T: Did you hear what happened today?
P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?
T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"
P: You said it first.
T: Tell it to the judge homo.
Example 1:
T: Primi was that the doorbell?
P: I dont know, go check nigga!
P: Who was it?
T: Deez Nuts!
Example 2:
T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?
P: What?
T: Deez Nuts!
P: pendejo.
Example 3:
T: Did you hear what happened today?
P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?
T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"
P: You said it first.
T: Tell it to the judge homo.
Deez Nuts
Example:
Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.
Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.
Deez Nuts
Deez Nuts
Deez Nuts
A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!
Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"
Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"
Example:
defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling
COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"
PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"
defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling
COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"
PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"