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bad story

When you tell someone something awesome that happend you....and it sounds great in your head, but then you hear it out loud and you see the expression on the listeners face, and you think, 'damn, that's stupid'.Ways to play of a bad story:1: Pull out a gun and end the embarrassment2: Try and play it of by saying something like, 'you had to be there' or 'dude, you just don't get it'.

bad story bin

by Trust on Jun 20, 2006 01:55:43

A reaction to someone telling a story with the intent to be funny, amazing, or something of good quality, but the out come is something that is none of those things, usually ending in silence. The bad story bin is created much like performing the heimlich maneuver in which the fists are locked and the arms are held forward, creating a circle. At the time the story is complete, is deemed a bad story, and the bin is created, you then prompt the person to put an imaginary ball into the bin, which represents the story. In the case they don't place the bad story in the bin, you ignore them until they agree to comply.

Example:
Doug: 'Haha, I got a great story, I went to Speedway and got a slushie for like, under a dollar.'
Dan: 'Uh.. k? They always have had cheap slushies, damnit, bad story bin.'

bad beat story

by Cds on Apr 19, 2005 00:50:13

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Example:
Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

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