Gaskarth

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Gaskarthism
Gaskarthism is the unoficial religion of Alex Gaskarth (Lead singer of All Time Low). People who are in this are mostly crazy teenie girls.
Example:
You: I love Alex's voice.
Girl at concert: OMG ME TOO! HE'S LIKE SOOOO HOT! LOLZ! THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE! DID YOU KNOW HIS MIDDLE NAME IS WILLIAM?! HE'S ONLY 20 TOO!
You: Dude. Are you like the leader of Gaskarthism?


Alex Gaskarth
1.) Lead singer of pop punk/rock band All Time Low.
2.) Obession to millions of girls world wide.

You pick.
Example:
Girl #1: Pick. Alex Gaskarth or Patrick Stump
Girl #2: Alex Gaskarth, he's such a hottie.



alex gaskarth
lead singer of punk pop band all time low; extremely fuckable; commonly seen with gorgeous hair, super skinnies, and a beanie; voice of an angel; rockin bod; sexy to the utmost extreme; causes erection to any male/female who witnesses his perfection.
Example:
1. wow, alex gaskarth makes me bone so much.
2. that atl guy, alex gaskarth sounds great, id totes sex him any day!


Alex Gaskarth
The lead singer of All Time Low. His name literally means YOU. ME SEX. NOW. He is having a bromance with All Time Low's guitarist Jack Barakat. He wears anything he wants and still look extremely hot, he can even pull off a skirt. He said that he doesn't know how to swear and that all his mind are capable of is pulling two out of nowhere and stringing them together, and he once called Matt Flyzik a dick fucker.
Example:
Me: I went and saw All Time Low yesterday.

Person: Really? How was it.

Me: How was what?

Person: It.

Me: Oh you mean 'IT'

I saw Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat making babies.

Person: Duh, his name literally means YOU. ME. SEX. NOW.


Alex Gaskarth
A completely kick ass guy who makes the best music and is extremely hot! He's the lead singer of All Time Low and make's fangirls screetch.
Example:
"Did you hear that song by All Time Low?" - Friend
"Yeah! Alex Gaskarth's voice was superb and he hits the notes spectacularly!" - You
"Hell Yeah!" - 3rd person that you didn't know was there because they sneak up in the most weird places... YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.


Alex Gaskarth
Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.
Example:
Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean


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