BTO

Bathroom Time Off - Similar to PTO (Personal Time Off), one can easily achieve 40 hours of additional vacation time by taking a daily 9.23 minute dump at work. Executive types and employees with seniority can often increase their BTO up to 60 hours/year by extending their bathroom sessions out to 13.85 minutes.



BTO
"But The Opposite"

BTO is used to emphasize that what you just SAID was completely the opposite of what you actually MEANT. This allows you to covertly talk to friends during conversations in public and is an easy way to get your message across while texting.
Example:
Example conversation:
Girlfriend: "I think it would be fun going for a walk and talking about our feelings today instead of watching football and drinking beer all day. Doesn't that sound fun?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah it sounds great...BTO!"


BTO
Example:
Example 1, during conversations with your spouse:
Megan: "Maybe instead of watching football and drinking beer this Sunday we should go for a long walk and talk about our feelings."
Eddie: "That sounds like a great idea...BTO!"

Example 2, when referencing fugly peeps: "That girl is banging hot...BTO!"


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