Dick Bombing

The act of drawing a penis in pen on your finger to stamp on another's paper.



Dick Bomb
(also: dickbomb)
A shot of Jameson whiskey chased with a shot of Jagermeister. Beer chaser optional.

Named after the argumentative and hostile attitude displayed by the drinker shortly after.

Distant cousin of the "jagerbomb"
Example:
"Dude I'm so fucked after pounding two dick bombs, thats like..... 6 shots."


Dick Bomb
The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.
Example:
Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.

Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.


Dick Bomb
The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side.
Example:
Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city.

Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday!
Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties.


Tinder Dick Bomb
The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.
Example:
Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.


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Example:
BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
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