The Nude Skiier
by LordOfTheThings on Jan 03, 2015 10:52:33
A sex position where the female is
lain on the bed
with legs apart and the male thrusts inside while pushing his arms back and replicating the motion of a man skiing down a
slope.
Example:
"
Jake pulled The Nude Skiier last night and man was it
fun!"
skiiers dick
by Rick Slender on Nov 16, 2006 05:33:22
Example:
Ricky: "I took that bitch Jackie home last night but couldn't even get hard"
Lou: "Couldn't get hard for Jackie? Why yo? She's fine!"
Ricky: "I had skiiers dick. I could have had
the Olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and I would have stayed soft"
Lou: "
Dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?"
Downhill Skiier
by Rbra on Sep 04, 2009 02:47:17
When a girl sits in between two guys in a
backseat, and hooks up with both of them. She wont let them get into her pants because she is
raggin, so she whips out their dicks and jerks both of them off at once.
Resembling a
downhill skiier.
downhill skiier pee-er
by Greyborzoi on Oct 10, 2008 19:42:38
When you wake up with a raging
hard-on caused by having a
full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward so that your pee will go into the bowl, rather than going all over the wall. In this position, you will resemble one of those downhill skiiers doing
a ski jump.
Example:
Sheila: What the heck are you doing? You look like you're doing
a ski jump in the bathroom.
David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the
potted plant you put on top of the toilet.
Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?
Sheila: That thing sure is big.
David: Yep