skiier

You spelled "skier" wrong, dumbass.



skiier girl
One of the coolest chicks on the trail! Can be wild but is still strong-hearted and friendly. Guys, if you meet a skiier girl, keep her by you cause she'll stay by your side!
Example:
Ski skiier chick skiier girl


The Nude Skiier
A sex position where the female is lain on the bed with legs apart and the male thrusts inside while pushing his arms back and replicating the motion of a man skiing down a slope.
Example:
"Jake pulled The Nude Skiier last night and man was it fun!"


skiiers dick
Caused by a night on the up-hill slopes.
Example:
Ricky: "I took that bitch Jackie home last night but couldn't even get hard"
Lou: "Couldn't get hard for Jackie? Why yo? She's fine!"
Ricky: "I had skiiers dick. I could have had the Olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and I would have stayed soft"
Lou: "Dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?"


Downhill Skiier
When a girl sits in between two guys in a backseat, and hooks up with both of them. She wont let them get into her pants because she is raggin, so she whips out their dicks and jerks both of them off at once.

Resembling a downhill skiier.
Example:
"Hey Bro, I call dibs on this slut."

"Dude, its ok, she's a downhill skiier!"


downhill skiier pee-er
When you wake up with a raging hard-on caused by having a full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward so that your pee will go into the bowl, rather than going all over the wall. In this position, you will resemble one of those downhill skiiers doing a ski jump.
Example:
Sheila: What the heck are you doing? You look like you're doing a ski jump in the bathroom.

David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the potted plant you put on top of the toilet. Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?

Sheila: That thing sure is big.

David: Yep


backseat skiier
When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.
Example:
Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!

They’re probably doing the backseat skiier


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