starburst

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starburst

by Artemus Sol on Mar 13, 2004 16:32:38

A mode of space travel akin to making a jump to "hyperspace" (as in Star Wars). Only a leviathan spaceship can starburst. Starbursting has a partially random output vector, so you never quite know where you will end up. From the TV show Farscape.
Example:
"Talyn, starburst"
"Tell Moya to go to starburst now!"
"We've lost them. They went to starburst."


starburst

by Finesilver on Jan 11, 2005 18:21:46

"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:

1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole

2. PLACE an ice pack on said area

3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing

4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.

5. KILL time by having a wank
Example:
(Applicable only to pornstars)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)


Starbursts

by Parkin' Lot Pimpin' on Jun 11, 2005 11:01:25

The only candy that he who is without sin would eat.

The original Starbursts flavors are strawberry(the precious), cherry, orange, and lemon.

The California flavors are red-cherry, strawberry-watermelon, raspberry, and plum.

There are also sour versions of cherry, green-apple, blue-raspberry, and watermelon. Eating the sours will result in "that face".

The Tropical flavors are tropical punch, strawberry-banana, kiwi-banana, and mango-melon.
Example:
Omfg. PLEASE tell me you just did NOT eat the last PINK!


Starburst

by Soulforce on Jun 11, 2008 05:01:34

A line made up of ketamine, cocaine and pure mdma snorted nasally. The resultant effect occurs in three distinct stages:

Initial intense cocaine high, leading to several minutes of konfusion before the user moves blissfully to a state of ecstasy.
Example:
Rack me up a starburst.


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