Doctors
n. People who get paid to
feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in
med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an
incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!
Doctors
by Hawkington =]] on Feb 03, 2008 07:13:16
Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this
knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash,
Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a
straitjacket.
Example:
Doctor:: Ma'ma your
sons dead
Woman:: NO!
Doctors:: Ma'ma please
sit down. Ma'ma! SUCURITY!
Doctor! Doctor!
by Death Menace on Jul 25, 2022 14:39:04
I saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only dreaming, yeah
I kissed you then, then once again
You said you would come and dance with me
Dance with me across the sea
And we can feel the motion of a thousand dreams
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor!
Is this love I'm feeling?
Ships at night give such delight
We all leave before the morning light
Please don't go, no, please don't go
'Cause I don't want to
stay here on my own, ooh
Example:
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor!
Is this love I'm feeling?
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your love)
Take away my name (take away)
Fever
lay your hands on me (breathe your love)
I'll never be the same
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Come with me and
make believe
We can travel to eternity
The Doctor
by Brewsterion on Apr 28, 2017 02:54:06
A madman with a box. A genius with a big
swishy coat. A veteran dressed like
a magician. He's all of these. And whatever you do, never bring up the name
Rose Tyler. He's compassionate. He's everything good about the universe. But if you do something bad, he'll come for you.
The Doctor
by WHOligan on May 13, 2010 07:34:23
He's like
fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.
He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked.
He is a man who can change his face. He travels in his magical machine, through holes in time and space.
He is the Last of the Time Lords, from the planet Galifrey, a lonely angel, a
wanderer. He is a man without a home, and is always searching for a companion.
The monsters and the doctor, it seems you cannot have one without the other. He is completely terrifying, but so, so exciting.
His name...is the Doctor.
The Doctor
by violeteyesadcw on Jan 11, 2017 02:04:42
A
mad man in a blue box. Loves
bowties, and is obsessed with fezzes. Ironically, he has never been ginger, but is and always will be the optimist, the
hoper of far-flung hopes, and dreamer of improbable dreams.
The Doctor
by TARDIStacular on Oct 15, 2010 04:17:49
He is like fire, burning through time, as old as forever the past in his prime. You'll see his blue spaceship materialize, he'll look out and say to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
A 900 year old alien from the planet
Gallifrey who travels through time and space in his
blue time machine, the TARDIS. It's chameleon circuit has broken, so it's stuck looking like a blue
police box.
Example:
Person 1: Oh my goodness,
the doctor is so hot!
Person 2: Not just that, he can travel through time and space!
Person 1: Did you see the new episode of Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh yeah, where
the Doctor meets
River Song again.
Doctor
by PerryCox on May 19, 2020 23:43:52
MD or DO who has undergone 11-16 years of post-secondary education depending on their specialty. They achieved top grades and test scores to be accepted to
medical school,
residency, and
fellowship. Graduate with 300k+ debt and work 60-100 hours a week to serve their fellow man.