befo
Example:
person1: mane get de fuck outta hea befo i beatcho ass
person2: ill beatcho ass right now square the fuck nigga!
person1: mane get de fuck outta hea befo i beatcho ass
person2: ill beatcho ass right now square the fuck nigga!
Befoe
Canada's unofficial national breed of cattle. Unofficially.
Distinguished by their short or nonexistant ears and sometimes shorter tails that are part of their winter hardiness. Helpful in cold Canadian winters.
Distinguished by their short or nonexistant ears and sometimes shorter tails that are part of their winter hardiness. Helpful in cold Canadian winters.
bros befo hoes
the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first
Example:
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes
or
Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes
or
Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self
The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
Example:
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Make them eat befo they go schleep
Befo Shmefo
Example:
On Befo Shmefo I didn’t take your lunch money
People who use Befo Shmefo correctly have huge shlongs
On Befo Shmefo I didn’t take your lunch money
People who use Befo Shmefo correctly have huge shlongs
You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo
It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Example:
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo
(flatlines)
Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo
(flatlines)
Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.