Jabbas

When you arrive in Afghanistan he will be the one person you can trust with your life. Be ready for intense pleasure when being around JAbba, with his swaggery and swagadelic styles he’s sure to blow you away.



Jabba
A "Jabba" is in reference to "Jabba The Hut" from star wars. This fat, slobbish persn has little respect for their personal appearance and lacks the motivation to put out the minimal effort it takes to roll off of the couch. A slobish, obese brute. Can be found sleeping on the couch watching daytime tv with half eaten sandwiches on his gut. Sometime Jabbas are prone to smell of feces and filth from either defecating themselves or continuos farting.
Example:
When an unfamiliar friend stops by your house and ghasps, " What the fuck is that thing on the couch?" You can reply, "Oh that's just Jabba, he doesn't do much of anything, sorry about the smell though."


Jabba
"Jabba the Hutt" was a character in the movie "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi". He was a giant, evil, obese slug-like creature.
The term is often used to describe someone who is fat and/or lazy.
Example:
That pimply comic-nerd looked like Jabba the Hutt.

Hey Jabba! Get off your lazy ass!


jabba
(adj.) in a state of lethargic gluttony, induced by a sizable session of weed smoking (and subsequent munchies), that rivals the lustful, lethargic gluttony of Jabba the Hutt.
Example:
I was soo jabba last night-—I just laid there watching Half Baked and eating cans of Pringles.


jabba
Incredibly lazy, overweight person with a desire to eat foodstuffs of any kind (although commonly fatty) around the clock - and often does. A Jabba is also known to use a number of phrases associated with the trait, such as "Jabba so full of fat" or "NORTY JABBANA"
Example:
"Missy Elliot is a jabba"
"Lango you're such a jabba"


Jabbaing
1). Performing the act of cunnilingus in the manner of Jabba the Hut in his death scene, i.e. performing the act of cunnilingus whilst moving your tongue horizontally instead of vertically.

2). Eating a girl out with your tongue thrashing side to side in a violent, erratic motion.

NOTE: Sound of death optional.
Example:
Girl 1: He jabbad the shit out me last night. I came so fast.

Girl 2: Damn. I wish my boyfriend would jabba me.

Girl 3: Guys just don't know about jabbaing.


Jabbaing
To eat food while lying down, preferably while watching some form of entertainment. The word is derived from the base verb "jabba."
Example:
The girlfriend and I spent the entire weekend jabbaing to Lost reruns.


Latest Searches

fess up, facetime, middle ages, Rappers Delight, jSt, the Emperor, Better Than A Wank, mexican pile-up, make a pencil, osma, conditionally, cattle, good hair, combine harvester, hellerism, One of them, un-real, PS3 Fanboy, krass, beer float, cossimy, the Third Floor, low form, baserunner, Two-Buck-Chuck, Anorexic bitch, tictac teef, holyfield, Gay All Over, Player Two, druid, lamest, faculty lounger, do you know jack?, thingamajigs, worm, mandateer, facebook chat, Botswana Boobs, shitwipe, The motion, Ackbar, Camp Romaca, cordful, asplosion, wall of text, friends only, gemming, Get excited, I was there, anime fanboy, Knock Out, chemist, Whose mans is this?, mv, the Germs, guilded, Ribbon, fall out boy, Tinkle, Victor Zahn, devour, facsimile, let me go, forever love, King of Prussia, Love yourself, halle berry, Fuddy Duddy, new kid on the block, jack avery, Bout 10, Braedan Ass Bitch, one night, super effective, unconditional friend, dog fight, just vibe, grifting, Dextromethorphan, scary stories, kill the game, Sernandoe, Sakray, gauge, big timing, Let it burn, pronouns, so in, runup, Inge, spontaneous erection, swept away, middle middle class, Drag Racer, billie jean, Layne Staley, Teamkillers, too full, Smart Person, gorsh, ya boys, toe jammer, devourable, traumacore, piggy back, induce, Michaelangelo, victimized, camera face, THE F WORD, spaffed, fandom_wank, i can change, Pleased to meet you, Phantom of the Opera, Pass the J, getting tight, destructive, girl scout cookies, Juse, Reichardt, Polish Line Dancing, stanleyed, watchmakers eye, JUMP ON IT, Andy Grammer, pance, Fuck the dog, sculptor, fire fighting, Maxx, Jungalist, I refuse, Daddy kinks, chocolates, buttbuddy, Phop, new level of stupid, to gum, halarious, Prot, elim, Muppet Show, in a grip, SOX FAN, Marigold sex, bug out, brest, meeeee, COUNTEROUS, PALE IN COMPARISON, fart turd, poo canoe, Gotos, el fony, Boston bitch Fan, axle, chinchin, nasty, Rayer, Owned, bankroll, twap, K Thanks, drop-down, pregnant teacher, weiner poop, New Castle, Uber cute, smp, perv stash, holland, the pyramid, mountaineering, father Joseph, Jailer, basketballs, razorblade, overdraft, the black diamond, charli d’amelio, Unattractive, Spinale, Pakistanian, bathy wash, Youtube Gamer, October, Snapcase, multishipper, codness, 620, Rukmini Vasanth, - Core, maroo, Jump in the pool, bevers, bone out, Partiac Arrest, Eiffel Towering, Jabbas, man meat, fess up, facetime, middle ages, Rappers Delight, jSt, the Emperor, Better Than A Wank, mexican pile-up, make a pencil, osma, conditionally, cattle, good hair, combine harvester, hellerism, One of them, un-real, PS3 Fanboy, krass, beer float, cossimy, the Third Floor, low form, baserunner, Two-Buck-Chuck, Anorexic bitch, tictac teef, holyfield, Gay All Over, Player Two, druid, lamest, faculty lounger, do you know jack?, thingamajigs, worm, mandateer, facebook chat, Botswana Boobs, shitwipe, The motion, Ackbar, Camp Romaca, cordful, asplosion, wall of text, friends only, gemming, Get excited, I was there, anime fanboy, Knock Out, chemist, Whose mans is this?, mv, the Germs, guilded, Ribbon, fall out boy, Tinkle, Victor Zahn, devour, facsimile, let me go, forever love, King of Prussia, Love yourself, halle berry, Fuddy Duddy, new kid on the block, jack avery, Bout 10, Braedan Ass Bitch, one night, super effective, unconditional friend, dog fight, just vibe, grifting, Dextromethorphan, scary stories, kill the game, Sernandoe, Sakray, gauge, big timing, Let it burn, pronouns, so in, runup, Inge, spontaneous erection, swept away, middle middle class, Drag Racer, billie jean, Layne Staley, Teamkillers, too full, Smart Person, gorsh, ya boys, toe jammer, devourable, traumacore, piggy back, induce, Michaelangelo, victimized, camera face, THE F WORD, spaffed, fandom_wank, i can change, Pleased to meet you, Phantom of the Opera, Pass the J, getting tight, destructive, girl scout cookies, Juse, Reichardt, Polish Line Dancing, stanleyed, watchmakers eye, JUMP ON IT, Andy Grammer, pance, Fuck the dog, sculptor, fire fighting, Maxx, Jungalist, I refuse, Daddy kinks, chocolates, buttbuddy, Phop, new level of stupid, to gum, halarious, Prot, elim, Muppet Show, in a grip, SOX FAN, Marigold sex, bug out, brest, meeeee, COUNTEROUS, PALE IN COMPARISON, fart turd, poo canoe, Gotos, el fony, Boston bitch Fan, axle, chinchin, nasty, Rayer, Owned, bankroll, twap, K Thanks, drop-down, pregnant teacher, weiner poop, New Castle, Uber cute, smp, perv stash, holland, the pyramid, mountaineering, father Joseph, Jailer, basketballs, razorblade, overdraft, the black diamond, charli d’amelio, Unattractive, Spinale, Pakistanian, bathy wash, Youtube Gamer, October, Snapcase, multishipper, codness, 620, Rukmini Vasanth, - Core, maroo, Jump in the pool, bevers, bone out,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!