Double Cross

To break up with someone, date someone else, act like your going to get back with the first person, and then screwing that person over and sticking with the second person.



Double-Cross
To break a promise in a way that harms the person with whom the deal was originally struck. To double-cross is to back-stab and to two-time.

Also, double-crossing can be merely 'ratting' someone out.
Example:
Vic was double-crossed by his friend Alan, who informed Nelson Fingers of the upcoming deal.


double cross
Synonym for shart. To be double crossed is while trying to expell excess methane from your rectum, you accidently squirt a little pooh out. Double crossing usually happens at the most inconveniant time (see example). After a serious bout of the flu, food poisoning, or dysentary it would be wise not to fart in public.
Example:
On his first date with Anne, Bill tried to snap out an innocent little fart and was double crossed. Bill spent the next 20 minutes in the bathroom washing the double cross from his shorts.


double-cross commitee
In 1939, Germany sent many sabateurs to British shores, all of whom were well prepared for, and captured in hours. They were then presented with a simple choice; execution, or counter-espionage.


It didn't take long for them to choose counter-espionage. They were sent to the aptly named double-cross commitee, who used them to gain information on the whereabouts of troops, while giving them useless information that Germany would recieve some days too late.

This commitee was never discovered or sspected by the Nazi espionage units, and many double-agents were receiving medals for thier work right up until the end of the war, when it was discovered by the surrendered German forces that thier celebrated agents had been working for Churchill, not Adolf Hitler
Example:
The double-cross commitee was the most successful espionage and counter-espionage operation of the 20th century.


The Dirty Double Cross
The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.
Example:
Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.


Colombian double cross
When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.
Example:
I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.


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