Chuck Norris

The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.



Chuck Norris
Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.
Example:
I kicked Chuck Norris down the stairs and he broke a hip. Then, I beat him with his cane.


Chuck Norris
1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.

2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.

Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
Example:
And example of something old and distasteful(like the chuck norris) would be "Your Mom" jokes.


Chuck Norris
A crazy crusty old conservatard, who everyone thinks is an unstoppable badass for some stupid reason.
Example:
Why are so many people in awe of Chuck Norris? He's a crazy moron who nobody listens to, and he's NEVER looked good on film.


Chuck Norris
American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. Also an extremely overrated icon that has no real talent save for the ability to kick a 2X4. He is an extremely closeminded Fundamentalist Christian that tried to have the bible used as mandatory reading material in public schools. His recent popularity is the result of a website created that listed exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris' strength and intellect. In reality he is a washed up loser that can be seen acting horribly on Walker, Texas Ranger or on late night excercise equipment informercials.
Example:
"Chuck Norris is a total doucheball!!"

"Who gives a shit about Chuck Norris?"

"Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home."


Chuck Norris
The sex symbol for many closet homosexuals. Chuck Norris, at best, is a C grade actor, and at best a rusty "martial artist" and I use that term loosely. Was taught personally by Bruce Lee, alongside Kareem Abdul Jabaar, costarred in movies with Bruce Lee. Has never been associated with anything actually worth purchasing. Is idolized by many who are ignorant and refer to him in many homo-erotic "jokes." Falls into the same crap category as Steven "Squinty" Seagal, who surprisingly was actually a martial artist but lost his grip on martial arts in Hollywood.
Example:
"Hey did you know that chuck norris doesn't have a..."
"Yes I've heard that one about a billion times, hey did you know that chuck norris was only ever in fake fights? Good for him too, he might lose a limb. Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee would both easily kick his ass."


Chuck Norris
Example:
Person 1: LOLOOLOL OMG CHUCK NOORIS I ROUNDHOOSE KICK YUU! CHUK IS GOD!<3<333 OMG CHUCK NORRIS
Person 2: Please shut up, no one cares about Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris
A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:
Example:
Chuck Norris secretly wears womens' underwear.


Latest Searches

total loser, hammers, Chapel, SO FUCK YOU, intercourse, polyamorists, Cristal, blow up your guts, e-brevity, martin luther king, DAMN SEXY, Triflin Bitch, full price, What are you doing?, caravan, Maine, Highway to hell, Host, kay, Krissy, view, nerdle, The Angels, busy, download, imperative, big clit, Ropa, the crop, median, Atlantic, Bhagavad Gita, barstool, Ave maria, solve, Keep it up, errection, topic, blud, left toe, ballet, Walmart Employee, Good news, Pinoy, traceurs, walnut, your cat fat attack, fast food, Hard work, bunky, meager, one hundred, head, Mail, dial in, super hero, TV, bold, job done, go for it, arse off, NEVER FORGET, Academy, golf, Cornish, Apply Pressure, prey, ski bum, 2JZ, hyper, chinamen, foresee, licence, Going To Sleep, boring person, gefilte fish, Aye, Sioux City, summer school, look like hell, lastely, The Warning, music not, golden coral, bucks, my mouth, Bad word, starving, paddle, baptism, Walshy, Where my niggers at, friken, Bartender, On read, Office, ammunition, myspace, naruto, ikr, just, on my skin, 10000, Awwww, nsfw, medicinal, Nurples, fetted, the cuts, AUTOMATICALLY, Blems, To mind, northeast, word, Animation, papes, jag, follicles, taxing, The Noose, Jen, crushin, going to the gym, gay ass, Two faced, late, G Unit, tract, Mama mia, halifax, Horb, WikiLeaks, furrys, rendezvous, 5-10 lbs, Idyll, freakin, domination, positive feelings, Greek Life, Karina, guitar, tuning fork, Be humble, justice, China, statutory rape, night thing, OH FUCK, bitch that, Not a, Arme, lewd, microscope, the technician, Kindergarten, Usopp, content, Wu-tang, punched, Together, upa, queerbaiter, alternative, j3t, homies, 5 piece, strike 3, ancient greek, kirby, the treatment, Gheorghiu, AnCo, my Sausage, To bench, go go, shawtie, BLEEDING, pop quiz, Northern Irish, i scream, Anaconda, ball boy, older sister theory, Left Handed, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, a bottle of Jack, sobre-gue, beat dat, slanted, beg, death chamber, Gator Fan, on my sack, lum, eradicator, CROSSES, estimate, ejeet, ado, Chuck Norris, total loser, hammers, Chapel, SO FUCK YOU, intercourse, polyamorists, Cristal, blow up your guts, e-brevity, martin luther king, DAMN SEXY, Triflin Bitch, full price, What are you doing?, caravan, Maine, Highway to hell, Host, kay, Krissy, view, nerdle, The Angels, busy, download, imperative, big clit, Ropa, the crop, median, Atlantic, Bhagavad Gita, barstool, Ave maria, solve, Keep it up, errection, topic, blud, left toe, ballet, Walmart Employee, Good news, Pinoy, traceurs, walnut, your cat fat attack, fast food, Hard work, bunky, meager, one hundred, head, Mail, dial in, super hero, TV, bold, job done, go for it, arse off, NEVER FORGET, Academy, golf, Cornish, Apply Pressure, prey, ski bum, 2JZ, hyper, chinamen, foresee, licence, Going To Sleep, boring person, gefilte fish, Aye, Sioux City, summer school, look like hell, lastely, The Warning, music not, golden coral, bucks, my mouth, Bad word, starving, paddle, baptism, Walshy, Where my niggers at, friken, Bartender, On read, Office, ammunition, myspace, naruto, ikr, just, on my skin, 10000, Awwww, nsfw, medicinal, Nurples, fetted, the cuts, AUTOMATICALLY, Blems, To mind, northeast, word, Animation, papes, jag, follicles, taxing, The Noose, Jen, crushin, going to the gym, gay ass, Two faced, late, G Unit, tract, Mama mia, halifax, Horb, WikiLeaks, furrys, rendezvous, 5-10 lbs, Idyll, freakin, domination, positive feelings, Greek Life, Karina, guitar, tuning fork, Be humble, justice, China, statutory rape, night thing, OH FUCK, bitch that, Not a, Arme, lewd, microscope, the technician, Kindergarten, Usopp, content, Wu-tang, punched, Together, upa, queerbaiter, alternative, j3t, homies, 5 piece, strike 3, ancient greek, kirby, the treatment, Gheorghiu, AnCo, my Sausage, To bench, go go, shawtie, BLEEDING, pop quiz, Northern Irish, i scream, Anaconda, ball boy, older sister theory, Left Handed, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, a bottle of Jack, sobre-gue, beat dat, slanted, beg, death chamber, Gator Fan, on my sack, lum, eradicator, CROSSES, estimate, ejeet,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!