E-sports

The people who ruined Call of Duty and other video games by giving birth to tryharding 12 year old cunts.



e-sports
E-sports is electrion sports meaning sports played online mostly. E-sports is getting bigger everyday with online leagues and competitions for money. One of the largest e-sports league is CAL- (Cyberathlete Amature League) and biggest place to play against the best of the best is at CPL (Cyberathlete Professional League).
Example:
I have no life so I compete in e-sports.


e-sports
pretty much another term for competitive video games. theyre not sports, but only considered sports by nerds that want to be atheletes.
Example:
i sit on my ass all day eating pancakes. my brother and i have pancake eating contests, the person who eats the most pancakes wins. i train nonstop, its tough because you get sick of pancakes after awhile. i guess that means eating pancakes is a sport. im an athelete. i guess thats the same with competitive video games then, i sit on my ass moving my finger, so video games are e-sports.


Naked E-Sports
: Naked Match or Noobs Game :
The term used for a E-Sports match that has new players on both teams that haven’t had any past experience playing the specific game that they are competing against each other in. Term unusually used in Middle School Teams, High School Teams, and Rarely College/University Teams.
Example:
Spectator 1: Wow these guys suck. Haven’t they even played this game before?
Spectator 2: Dude didn’t you read the match event name? It’s a Naked E-Sports matchup. They never seen this game before.
Spectator 3: It’s like watching a bunch of babies trying to drive a car without a license


E-sport
det er ikke sociale mennesker som sidder i deres mors kælder og spiller computerspil 24/7 som tænker at de nu vil kalde det en sport.
Example:
Fuck E-sport


E Sports Sadboy
One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
Example:
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.


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