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mons

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

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by MK on Jan 13, 2004 05:29:04

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.

Example:
Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?

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by monslepathy on Oct 26, 2010 13:38:43

1. Scientific name: Mons Pubis. A raised, pleasureless lump located in the pubic region of a female. The thing that gives trannies a chance in a bikini.

2. A person with whom one shares their soul almost telepathically with another person. Each person is mons. Together, they are mons. They share their soul, heart, mind, and spirit. It is such a perfect concept that it is simply 'mons.'

3. The greatest, or highest of supernatural experiences, which upon encountering can only be responded to with the humble utterance: 'mons'

4. The prefix for 'monsecue,' which is a party of extraordinary proportions. May or not be associated with a "barbecue."

5. A word that hipsters repeat without actually knowing the meaning, just because it sounds phresh.

Example:
person 1: 'Did you SEE that mons?!'

person 2: 'Yeah.. mons'

person 1: 'Let's celebrate it with a monsecue!'

hipster: 'Oversized vintage sweaters? mons, man'

mons

by Jill-izo on Nov 16, 2006 01:51:03

Short for money, specifically cash.

Example:
"Dude, you got the mons?"

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by sosodds on Dec 17, 2008 11:25:57

Very. A lot. May be short for monster.

Example:
You better wear a jacket it's mons cold out.

He was mons pissed when his whiteboard got erased.

I did mons homework last night.

mons

by Anonymous on Aug 14, 2003 07:15:19

expression for money

Example:
Shes got mad mons

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by Ross Money Beck on May 15, 2005 00:58:59

Short for "money" which means "tight" or "awsome" or "sick."

Example:
Dude, that trick you busted was so freaking mons!

Dude, that's a mon pic you took of my sister.

MON MON MON

by spagetti_cat_lover99659780 on Jan 18, 2009 09:00:32

the opposite of NOM NOM NOM; upchucking; punking; blowing chunks; throwing up

Example:
Dude 1: Dude are you ok?
Dude 2: MON MON MON

mon mon mon

by waterdude125 on Jul 07, 2010 05:19:58

Throwing up. Opposite of nom nom nom.

Example:
Ugh this is disgusting... i think im gunna.... MON MON MON!!!

mon then

by iydkmigthtky on Nov 12, 2004 06:18:08

Scottish. A phrase commonly used by neds when wanting to 'kick some cunts heed in'.

Example:
mon then ya wee mad rocket.

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