Limewire

An p2p application that was founded in 2000, but has now, as of the 26th of October 2010, been shut down by the authorities i.e. The RIAA. It used the gnutella network system and was at one point THE p2p app to use.



Limewire
1.) A file sharing program that, for some reason, always has a result that has the phrase "cute girl has orgasm on webcam," as one of the results, no matter what you type in.

2.) A file sharing program that also for some reason, returns results that are exactly what you searched for and are exactly either 449.3KB or 128KB in size. Sometimes there is also a "(full)" or "(2008)" or something similar tacked after it to make you think it's real.

3.) A wire made completely of limes.

See Porn
Example:
(1)

> Search: "The Matrix"
< Results: "The Matrix cute girl has orgasm on webcam"

> Search: "Cute girl has orgasm on webcam"
< Results: "Cute girl has orgasm on web cam cute girl has orgasm on webcam"

(2)

> Search: "Hot sex"
< Results: "Hot sex cute girl has orgasm on webcam (full 2008 version)(hot song!)"
> Query size
< 449.3KB

(3)

Limewire is an excellent conductor of electricity.


Limewire
A file-sharing application for pc and mac users that beats the shit out of morpheus and kazaa and gives you great results.
Example:
I just got limewire to replace that RIAA-infested kazaa shit.


Limewire
a big memory hogging program that is one of the worst programs you can put on your computer for filesharing. Other than maybe BearShare, Limewire is the most spam ridden programs you can use. If you want to use something that does not take up any space, hogs up little memory, and is very lightweight and a lower chance of getting damn malware, then use utorrent.
Example:
Joe: You got Limewire on your computer
Scott: I used to until I started using utorrent and discovered that it was much safer to get my stuff from torrent sites like Pirate Bay


Limewire
A program that makes stupid mainstream celebrities get less rich.
Example:
Justin Timberlake: I could've gotten 2 more yachts, a bowling alley, and a football field if it wasn't for limewire. *cries and sings*

Me: Haha, real musicians play and make music because they ENJOY IT and they're NOT sellouts that just try to make money.


Limewire
A File Sharing Program That Is As Good AS Any Other Program
But Is Way Easier To Use. The Only Problem Is That Theres Way Too much Porn. I Searched For A Weird Al Video And Half The Search Results Were Porn. Heres A Warning To All Limewire Users, Whenever You See A File Thats 1050 Kb DONT DOWNLOAD IT!!! Unless You Were Purposely Looking For porn. Even If It Says The Lion King Dont Get It!
Example:
Hey Mom Look I Could Download Anything I Want For Free In Limewire!
Look The Lion King Movie Lets Watch!!!
OMG Timmy You Fuckin Perverted Bastard
You Are Never Going On This Computer Again!!!!!


Limewire
in general, a very good program if you are looking for free music. beats the living everything out or morpheus an kazaa.

mostly virus free, unless you start downloading porn.

DO NOT USE FOR PORN

(file scan complete, 0/0 virusses found and destroyed.
"Sexi babes getten on" has finished downloading.
Norton Anti Virus: Sorry, we give up. Recomendation: Burn your computer to protect yourself from AIDs.)
Example:
John: hey, limewire, nice. i bet you got alot of sexy pronz on there?"

Tom: *Stares at computer screen droolling"

John: holy shit dude, 1 file and your computer raped you up the ass with a rock?


Limewire
A file-sharing application for mac users that beats the shit out of morpheus and kazaa and gives you great results.
Example:
"I'm glad I have limewire instead of having shitty file sharing programs that have spyware on them."


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