EXEMPT

1. Freedom from an obligation: Permission or entitlement not to do something that others are obliged to do.2. Exempt person or thing: Somebody who or something that is exempt, e.g. income that is not taxed.



exempt
Free and clear of all that Sh*t
Not having to participate
Example:
"Did you hear about the beef between John and his homies? I'm exempt!


self-exempt
When you don't show up to take a midterm or final without prior permission, usually resulting in a getting a zero for that exam.
Example:
Ned - Dude, what'd you get on the chemistry final?

Ed - A zero.

Ned - What?!

Ed - Yeah, I didn't feel like taking it, so I self-exempted it.


Work exempt
(Adjective) Phrase used by social workers to describe a person who is is deficit or has an abnormality in their physical or mental capabilities, lacks acceptable social skills, or is incorrigible to the core. Such persons are incapable of getting, having or keeping a steady job of any kind.
Example:
Nikki went to the unemployment office today and got some bad news. He got told he was 'work exempt' which is a nice way of phrasing that he can't get or keep a job.


shawshank exemption
To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.
Example:
Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.


NNN Exemption
The all time Exemption from No Nut November.

1. In a relationship (she’s gotta be good looking or it don’t count and the homies have to agree)
2. You get a free Nut pass

And that my friends is the only Exemptions so use this at your own discretion:))))
Example:
Jonas is EXEMPT from NNN because he’s with a hella good looking girl!!!!!!!
NNN Exemption- you’re exempt from NNN


Cummings exemption
An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.
Example:
Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption.

Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse.

George spent £2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.


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