Earfucking

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick



earfuck
Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).
Example:
In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.


earfuck
Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit
Example:
Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.


earfucker
a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.
Example:
Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!


earfucking
Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.
Example:
If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.


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