Easter bunny
A title given to someone who has stuck a ball of toilet paper
slighty up their anus to have what looks like a
bunny's tail.
Easter bunny
by Justicewithtacosandweed on Aug 13, 2018 05:37:12
Someone who
serial bar
hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will
serve them more.
Easter bunny
by Santa on May 04, 2004 05:38:05
Easter bunny
by Hidatsa on Jun 09, 2005 03:50:00
The fat, scroungy-looking,
trailer trash white woman who is always on
the arm of some Black male.
Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with
pink nose and ears).
Easter Bunny
by Scroty McBoogerBalls on Apr 05, 2010 05:25:23
The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit
dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with
carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
Easter Bunny
by Hunter Miller on Jan 28, 2007 05:06:57
A large creature from the forest of
Babalon, Who
sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they
hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
easter bunny
by TanooKirby on Jun 05, 2003 12:10:30
Easter Bunny
by Lackofstufftodo on Apr 11, 2012 20:13:00
A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly
poison you over
the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your
little children and innocently consumed.
The Easter Bunny
by zomgmouse on Apr 02, 2010 14:44:57
Example:
An
evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible
creationist with a sense of
exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
easter bunny
by yadadadadaddadad on Jul 12, 2006 01:53:31