Oh Shit

The word Shit is used in many different contexts. Observe:1. When you recall something you haven't done, eg. Geography homework; it's like "Oh shit!"2. When you hurt yourself rather stupidly eg. *kicks brick* "Argh... shiiittt!"3. Laughingly. When someone does something really retarded, eg. *watches friend dive into the paddling pool* "Ahaha shit!"4. When annoyed by something which is gross or wasting time, or quite literally, shit, eg. *dog has just crapped all over the floor* "Uh, shit!?"5. When you are really, really riled about something and there is no-one to blame or vent on. "ARGH SHITTT!"6. Said rather sarcastically or ironically, eg. *laughs with mates, saying "I probs got like 2% on that test!" thinking "yeah right!" and you get it back and you actually did* "Oh shite..."Shit is crap. Crap is poo. Poo is excretion. Excretion is in the loo. The loo is dirty. Dirty is messy. Messy means to have a mess. Mess needs cleaning up. Cleaning is very shitty. Shitty is the act of being shit."Oh shit!", "Oh shat!" and "Oh shite!" are all variants of explaining the shitness of the situation.



Oh Shit

by Starkk on Sep 24, 2013 04:11:03

A word used to describe a negative situation
Example:
One fine summertime Sunday evening
Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing
Perfect example of how looks can be deceiving
Rolled up to what I thought was a pretty young thing
Rollin in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids was an aid to her sex appeal
Dude she was dope man real dope on the real
Well anyway I went toot toot she said hey a beep beep
The next day rolled down to the beach, deuce deep
Me and my new Crenshaw cutie
Coolin on the beach and now she's rubbin on my booty
Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula
But it wasn't all that spectacular
Cuz everytime I tried to touch upon her tay-titty
She would be like quit b
Bitch was frontin but I didn't say nothin
Then all of the sudden after someone pushed the button
I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please god no
Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe
He pulled a fast one on me yo
I guess that's one of those things that make you go: shit!

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh
Shit
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....


Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

by Raffimac on Mar 09, 2016 15:32:39

Used when something is going Horribly wrong or when in pain (or both)
Example:
*Shirt catches Fire* Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit


oh shit

by J.T. the Bible Scholar on Feb 20, 2004 08:51:25

an exclaimation to be said with a very loud voice when you realize you have forgotten to do something very important such as:

1) Your Venn English Homework
2) You left your keys locked inside your car
3) You just trip and scrape both of your knees.
Example:
Friend "hey man can I have some help with that last question on our english homework?"

You "Oh shit! I left mine at home!"


Oh shit!

by CDSmith1967 on Mar 14, 2006 11:28:28

Two well-know last words that are said
in an expression of:

1) Impending trouble- When you got a blunt in your hand,
and the po-po appears around the corner;

2) Chargin- When someone finds out a dirty secret
that involves YOU or you're losing in a game;

and/or 3) Catastrophe- at the last second before a
car crash;

EIther way, you are screwed, dude.
Example:
Example #1- Dereck had just rolled a fat ass blunt
on the corner when he saw the 5-O rollin' in like
bad weather. "Oh shit!" he thought as he dropped his
last fattie in to the sewer. The cops looked him over,
but Derek didn't get busted for possession.

Example #2- When Henry's mom found his web-blog,
all he could say was, "Ohhhhhhhhhh shit."

Example #3- *SCRRRRREEEEECCCCCHHHHH!!* "OH SHIT!!!"
was the last words that Susan said as her car crashed
into the guy's parked Beamer. If the collision doesn't
nearly kill her, the owner of the car-now-turned-hoopty
will, either with a tire iron or a lawsuit.


Oh shit

by P. Dub on Jul 27, 2006 17:27:30

1. An expletive expression used when a negative event occurs.

2. An expression used to indicate the state of being impressed.
Example:
1. "Oh shit! I just wrecked my dad's Saab after I piss drunk, driving 85 the wrong way down a 25, one-way street. Oh, I may have killed a hooker and a sick poodle, too.

2. "Oh shit! Did you see that African man jump that fence when the police sirens came this way?


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