Ebert
Strong in mind and body. Loyal and well respected. Very friendly and has a
sence of humor. A
not well known name, but unique and has a nice
rythem to it.
Ebert
by Zano on Jul 05, 2004 16:01:40
A
film critic who, and Gene Siskel created the thumbs up system for grading movies. Siskel dies at age 53, and now the show is called
Ebert and Roeper.
Roger Ebert is a "REAL" film critic, unlike Roeper.
Example:
Ebert's style-giving
helpful comments to
cast of film, or to moviegoers.
Roeper's style- Either saying "I know what your sayin'", or make lame jokes, and laughs at himself.
Ebert
by Plastic Soccer Trophy on Feb 27, 2006 04:59:21
Possibly the most influental and most famous
film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest
chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with
Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.
Ebert
by tktktk on Jul 12, 2006 10:18:47
ebert
by Claire on Dec 02, 2003 11:41:22
ebert
by hooskah on Mar 23, 2003 11:00:59
The Roger Ebert
by Drunk guys at the bar on Sep 10, 2011 08:13:33
The act of a
standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "
two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The
Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".
Example:
Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our
standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "
two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking
the Roger Ebert.
Ebert's Law
by Sairin on Dec 31, 2004 02:22:55
When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument.
Roger Ebert is not a
filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be
chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.
Siskel & Ebert
by JB on Oct 03, 2003 00:58:10
Ebert's Law
by Judas Zala on Jul 11, 2011 06:06:29
Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."
This applies to any type of work, be
it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.
Example:
Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished
postcard, asking how I could possibly give a
favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. --
Roger Ebert