shorthand

stating lack of possibility, limited chances, sth beyond someone's power, sb. is unable to do something



Shorthand
Shorthand typing.

Usually used in online games and instant messengers like AIM.

The person that is 'shorthanding' usually types messages with many fragments and errors, and no punctuation either.
Example:
Idiot: hey guyz wat up
Smart Person: Nothing much, you?
Idiot: lolZ, i wsa jus t @ my cuzzins house
Smart Person: Cool, what did you do there?
Idiot: we playd some halo, den we went outsid 2 plya sum basket ball
Idiot: we had a lto of fnu
Smart Person: I have no idea what you just said, please stop shorthanding.
Idiot: lolZ @ dat!
Idiot: no wya!!
-Note: This took me around 10 minutes to write.-


Shorthand
A style of typing that noobs need to stop doing because it's driving people mad with their insensitivity of using poor spelling. It's useful in school and college to get notes down faster, but a major cause for murder when used to talk to people on the internet. The people that usually use shorthand on the internet like AIM, MSN or whatever are usually people that don't know how to fucking spell or write clear sentences. It's rare if these people DO know how to spell. Also, it's fucking annoying having to squint at the computer screen trying to make sense of something that looks scrunched together or looks like it came from another planet. The English language is the 2nd most used language in the word. Please, noobs, try not to fuck it up with your annoying use of shorthand. It's driving the world insane.
Example:
Noob: yo, waddap dawg. hw u do n?
Human: I'm doing fine.
Noob: wna hnq out sumtym? lyk @ da moves?
Human: Ugh, I'm sorry can you please type regular? I can't understand.
Noob: i em typin rglar. izz sumtn rong?
Human: Oh, my fucking God... Your shorthand is killing my eyesight.
Noob: nah, chll homee. i got disz undah cntrl.
Human: What the fuck are you saying like seriously? You are giving me a fucking headache. I think I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage because of you.
Noob: wuts dat? bryn hamrge?
Human: Oh, my God.. That's it I'm out.

Human has left the conversation.

Noob: yo dawg? u der?
Your message could not be sent to all recipients.


Shorthand
Two definitions.

1. Used by literate writers in the real world for note taking, mostly at school or college. Usually just abbreviated forms of words, they also can use symbols or different pieces of text that symbolize longer parts of text. Usually shorthand is easier to be read by the writer, for all shorthand is unique to its user. Some abbreviate different things.

2. Used by illiterate noobs online. they speak with no grammar, and make no sense. They cannot seem to spell, and seem to randomly press keys.
Example:
1. Need to go to the stor to by food. An i need sum fud.

2. "LoLz, TAht Iz ZO Fuunneh! I LUvz ity@! LA0ol!"
"Wtf? What are you saying?"
"LoLZ N0)B! You GheySX!1 Im Spekkin ShrtHAd!"
"That isnt shorthand nubtard. This is."
"NOeZ! Tis ISs ShrtNd!"
" Shut up."


Shorthand
The form of typing in which illiterates type.

Examples of "shorthand" include: u, ur, r, y, wat, dat, skool...

Illiterates type this way & claim it is "shorthand," because they believe it's easier & takes less time to type out than full, proper sentences.
Example:
Illiterate: "ya dis is shorthand u lozer ts easier 2 type lyk dis n dont take as long"


Shorthand
- A variation of giving someone the finger┌∩┐(◣◢)┌∩┐ flipping the bird (A hand gesture which represents saying Fuck you or Fuck off) which is used with the intention to insult - with the exception of the pinkie finger is used instead of the larger middle finger - therefore referred to as "shorthand" and tends to be less offensive.
Example:
Bob got pissed off when an old bitty line jumped - so instead of giving the old bitch a full one finger salute - he gave it to her in shorthand.


internet shorthand
Def: the way lazy people type for IMs, texting, email, and other forms of cryptic writing

I just rather call it that because not everyone is 31337
Example:
I feel like no one respects the English language anymore, just by using internet shorthand like: omg, wtf, n00b, lol, srsly stfu, ttyl, etc.


Ha Shorthand
Ha shorthand is a method for conveying different discrete magnitudes of amusement or laughter. It is derived from haha, and can be communicated with only 3 characters.

1Ha == Ha
2Ha == Haha
3Ha ==Hahaha
Etc..
Example:
Pablo Escobar: Knock Knock.
El Chapo: Who’s there?
Pablo Escobar: Mustache.
El Chapo: Mustache who?
Pablo Escobar: I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
El Chapo: 4ha
Pablo Escobar: Great use of ha shorthand!


Latest Searches

chef on, bitch can, days, XBONER, soup, content, dang it, Paragraph, Uchiha Sasuke, contrasty, ester, Fuckered, Ita, rojo, SEU, herbs and spices, hop up, e-girl, my person, Ehm, sesame seeds, Tyra, I wanna fuck you, Basie, Cote, representing, Oh, no, kolb, Dirtbiking, Venereal, kompa, Broke-ass, PG-13, porch, view, the VA, diehard, Worse, cease, caught fire, The Method, Step-Dream, Edelbrock, Fuck My Wife, buddy up, ffun, my teacher, nonhuman, Watching a movie, second chances, Demarcus, set, gas station, hi how are you, website, meadowbrook, speed bumps, Zurich, chairs, violence, red fish, treatment, grown up, real car, oral, SNACKIN, hourly, butit, allotrope, stfu, saltwater, raise the roof, punch me in the face, an owl, poop, ask, Puzzled, The grid, Richard the Third, fish-hook, Centrelink, jme, defence, hot as fuck, Iz, a beautiful girl, adams apple, conner, Hear Ye Hear Ye, making contact, Cadbury, fobr boards, Arnold Palmer, poggers, office slang, bonk, vsco girls, contortionist, shawtie, quiping, sexy guy, Hole in one, preheating the oven, Non Phixion, gw, Aston martin Lagonda, pool party, have a ball, Sam The Cat, cunter, UEY, Matt Willis, eat my shorts, Mario Party, Chealsea, battle, typical, hole-in-one, EDiots, Big wheels, geebers, ARGHHHH, jackasses, YEE YEE BUBBA, AMAB, edvards, we todd did, Sadge, Hinata, Escher, the 305, local wildlife, Armenians, Caw Caw Caw, Epicable, gets, grundge, development, Ah yeah, fratty, Jedi Temple, individual, the first rule of IT, hauler, develope, telephone box, hypertrophy, Moore-on, Flagshipped, canon, Layla, YouTube Pooper, von dutch, whiff, magnum opus, Double V, ewww, Opera House, philly sidecar, caap, Aggis, Extremely good, emilija, secondhand dryness, Damn shame, Usopp, Count me out, Vocabed, peens, love hate, timber, Products, Clyde, got Dead, telethon, bitchez, ohhh snap, home office, your family, Off and On, undertake, switch, wikked, Poughkeepsie, Tonya, hour, Bug-eyed, sex hot, mari, yamero, disingenuous, A Harry Potter, Maide, serious bean, pop smoke, g o d, niqqa, Minimum Wage Brer, eevee, saute, shorthand, chef on, bitch can, days, XBONER, soup, content, dang it, Paragraph, Uchiha Sasuke, contrasty, ester, Fuckered, Ita, rojo, SEU, herbs and spices, hop up, e-girl, my person, Ehm, sesame seeds, Tyra, I wanna fuck you, Basie, Cote, representing, Oh, no, kolb, Dirtbiking, Venereal, kompa, Broke-ass, PG-13, porch, view, the VA, diehard, Worse, cease, caught fire, The Method, Step-Dream, Edelbrock, Fuck My Wife, buddy up, ffun, my teacher, nonhuman, Watching a movie, second chances, Demarcus, set, gas station, hi how are you, website, meadowbrook, speed bumps, Zurich, chairs, violence, red fish, treatment, grown up, real car, oral, SNACKIN, hourly, butit, allotrope, stfu, saltwater, raise the roof, punch me in the face, an owl, poop, ask, Puzzled, The grid, Richard the Third, fish-hook, Centrelink, jme, defence, hot as fuck, Iz, a beautiful girl, adams apple, conner, Hear Ye Hear Ye, making contact, Cadbury, fobr boards, Arnold Palmer, poggers, office slang, bonk, vsco girls, contortionist, shawtie, quiping, sexy guy, Hole in one, preheating the oven, Non Phixion, gw, Aston martin Lagonda, pool party, have a ball, Sam The Cat, cunter, UEY, Matt Willis, eat my shorts, Mario Party, Chealsea, battle, typical, hole-in-one, EDiots, Big wheels, geebers, ARGHHHH, jackasses, YEE YEE BUBBA, AMAB, edvards, we todd did, Sadge, Hinata, Escher, the 305, local wildlife, Armenians, Caw Caw Caw, Epicable, gets, grundge, development, Ah yeah, fratty, Jedi Temple, individual, the first rule of IT, hauler, develope, telephone box, hypertrophy, Moore-on, Flagshipped, canon, Layla, YouTube Pooper, von dutch, whiff, magnum opus, Double V, ewww, Opera House, philly sidecar, caap, Aggis, Extremely good, emilija, secondhand dryness, Damn shame, Usopp, Count me out, Vocabed, peens, love hate, timber, Products, Clyde, got Dead, telethon, bitchez, ohhh snap, home office, your family, Off and On, undertake, switch, wikked, Poughkeepsie, Tonya, hour, Bug-eyed, sex hot, mari, yamero, disingenuous, A Harry Potter, Maide, serious bean, pop smoke, g o d, niqqa, Minimum Wage Brer, eevee,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!