Ergo

Ergo's, or 'Rowing Machines', are shorter terms for the compound word; Ergo-meter. These are the most evil, soul sucking, painful and physically draining contraptions ever invented. Unless you are an elite rower with the power and fitness of a Greek God of Strength, its about the 3900m mark in a 6km ergo session where you loose the will to live and you feel like your body will never recover from this agony, but you and 4 other people will be in the shed doing the same piece training for State Championships, and if your lucky and your club doesn't have aids and it's not too poor and gay to keep your super-awesome, hardcore German coach, you should be able to pull through it. But if not, your form and training goes downhill, and so does your fitness and your will to row.



Ergo
Ergo's, or 'Rowing Machines', are shorter terms for the compound word; Ergo-meter. These are the most evil, soul sucking, painful and physically draining contraptions ever invented. The pain experienced on these machines is more than any other machine or sport in the history of the world. Only the most powerful, fittest, mentally strong and best conditioned athletes have the ability to use one of these machines. The excruciating pain experienced on this machine is equivalent to no other pain as it is too painful. It is considered by any who attempt it to be a form of torture. Any athlete who attempts an ergo either has extreme power and stamina or has a mental disability.
Example:
'Oh you did an ergo? You must be huge'


Fat Ergo
A Fat Ergo is the description to one's performance on an ergo. The description is only given if proof that the participant can hold <1:30/500m (less than 1:30 per 500 metres) for an infinite timeframe. In tradition, one given the description of 'Fat Ergo' once made a personal record (pr) must celebrate with Mc Dank's (McDonald's).

Opposite to a Fat Ergo is a Skinny Ergo. This is given to all individuals unable to hold <1:30/500m. Skinny Ergos tend to avoid ergo tests and prefer rowing on water. Skinny Ergos are scum to Fat Ergos, and Fat Ergos prefer not to involve themselves with them. Due to this action, Skinny Ergos are banished to Burger King and will be voilently assaulted when seen at Mc Danks.
Example:
Bruce: what'd you get on your 5x 500k ergo test?
Sam: averaging 0:56.3 I hit those pr's!
Bruce: dam that's a Fat Ergo! I'll see you at Mc Danks


ergo oswald
A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.
Example:
After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."


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