Excalibur
What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of
the Britains.The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?You - I - We all are!And I am your king.Well I didn't vote for you.You don't vote for kingsOh, well I could be king then.
Excalibur
by Linux System Message on Oct 18, 2004 08:29:22
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of
Brittan by taking the sword from
the stone and
anvil outside of the church in London.
Example:
Excalibur was given to
Arthur by the Lady of
the Lake along with a magic
scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood
Excalibur
by David Isaacs and David McCracken on Dec 10, 2007 07:43:54
The Excalibur is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering ass cheeks together, clamping your
meat saber in the dark recesses of her "dragon's lair." Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her
butt jungle. If you can accomplish such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick.
Example:
"Hey, Wanda, why are you sitting on a hemorrohid donut?"
"Because
some gas station attentant performed
the Excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king. Heavy lies the crown, and heavy lies my rectum, which is
dripping out of my anus."
"Hey, Carla, can you pick my sphincter up? It fell on the floor after a hobo did the Excalibur to me last night."
Excalibur
by Onii-chan Senpai on May 30, 2019 03:52:39
One of the greatest weapons of the deity named Satou Kazuma, the deity of
true gender equality, the king of
pantsu thieves, and the holder of the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual:
Chunchunmaru.
It is also the smallest weapon that is no longer than 2 inches max.
Example:
Person A: Bro! Bro!
Person B: Yes, bro.
Person A: I have an
identical sword similar to the our
diety,
Kazuma, bro!
Person B: What is that, bro?
Person A: The great Excalibur, bro!
Person B: This is why you're still a virgin, bro.
Excalibur
by I'm a ghost potato on Feb 15, 2017 07:42:55
The name of an all powerful sword in
soul eater that according to legend is very powerful but in reality he is just a pain in the ass that looks like a
peguin that has a top hat and a
cane that got its face smashed. He also loves to say FOOL! and is the best charicter ever.
Excalibur
by that one guy with autism on Dec 27, 2022 07:59:21
Example:
fuckin uhh...dave or smth:''Hey bro,I just started this new game called
Warframe!''
dave's friend:''What
warframe did you pick?''
dave:''I picked the cool
sword guy.''
dave's friend:''Excalibur? Nice choice but literally everyone picks him. Shoulda been original.''
Excalibur
by whatfunk6 on Apr 16, 2021 08:10:26
A move used during three ways and
orgys where the man finishes inside their partner but cannot pull out unless a third party comes and lifts the penis out of whatever hole it might be in like
the sword from
the stone, “Excalibur”