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not salmon

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Not Salmon

by Jackie SSS on Jan 17, 2015 04:11:21

A sight so bizarre you can only be sure that it is not salmon.

Example:
"What in gods name is that?!"
"Well, it's certainly Not Salmon."

salmoning

by Pops Ritters on Jul 16, 2018 21:45:12

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Example:
Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

Salmoning

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones on Jan 16, 2014 04:11:52

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Example:
Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

Salmon

by Shegoes on Apr 01, 2015 17:29:34

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

Example:
"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"

salmon

by Lenny Smith on Mar 04, 2008 06:29:06

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.

Example:
Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.

Salmon

by Squ1ggles on Feb 24, 2020 20:02:07

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

Example:
“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”

salmon

by Seidcar on Mar 31, 2010 22:14:17

A cyclist going the wrong way in a bike lane.

Example:
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)

salmoned

by Rhino88 on Aug 11, 2010 01:00:26

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Example:
Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

Salmon

by Big Cucia Jake on Nov 20, 2015 17:59:24

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

Example:
Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?

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