excalibur
When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're
climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell "
Excalibur!" as
you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into).
Excalibur
by emiolie on Feb 25, 2004 14:20:28
What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of
the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.
Example:
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a
system of government.
Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a
scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!
Excalibur
by Linux System Message on Oct 18, 2004 08:29:22
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of
Brittan by taking the sword from
the stone and
anvil outside of the church in London.
Example:
Excalibur was given to
Arthur by the Lady of
the Lake along with a magic
scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood
Excalibur
by David Isaacs and David McCracken on Dec 10, 2007 07:43:54
The Excalibur is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering ass cheeks together, clamping your
meat saber in the dark recesses of her "dragon's lair." Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her
butt jungle. If you can accomplish such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick.
Example:
"Hey, Wanda, why are you sitting on a hemorrohid donut?"
"Because
some gas station attentant performed
the Excalibur on me in the women's restroom and became a king. Heavy lies the crown, and heavy lies my rectum, which is
dripping out of my anus."
"Hey, Carla, can you pick my sphincter up? It fell on the floor after a hobo did the Excalibur to me last night."