PLS

Parking Lot Syndrome. When a group of friends stand around in the parking lot talking and chatting after dinner, a movie, or an event. This usually occurs when deciding on what to do next and can last a few minutes. However, it's only considered PLS if it lasts a considerable amount of time.



PLS
Post Lunch Sleepiness: The greatest and most dangerous disorder in America today. It affects millions of American workers and or students each and every weekday of the year. The symptoms include lethargy, a strong urge to sleep no matter where you are at the moment, and an inability to focus on anything no matter how interesting it may be.
Example:
Monty: Man, I just finished lunch like an hour ago, and now I got a severe case of PLS.
Ryan: PLS?
Monty: Yeah, post lunch sleepiness
Ryan: Oh yeah, I had that real bad on Tuesday, and fell asleep under a pile of phone books in the supply room. When I woke up it was 6 at nite, and everyone was gone.
Monty: Yeah, PLS sucks.


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PLS
Also know as Packanack Lake Syndrome. A disease where the afflicted has the incessant need to walk around a body of water (ie. a lake)despite the time or outside temperature. Another symptom of PLS is the habit of walking in the middle of the road surrounding the body of water, usually in groups of 2-4 people. Named after the residents of Packanack Lake, who display these characteristics most prominently.
Example:
Dude, those people had such bad PLS, I had to swerve in order not to hit them.


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Parking lot special. When a man receives a blow job in either his or his date's car while in a public parking lot. Preferably, the PLS will occur on your first date in your date's car.
Example:
Bruce: "Hey dude how'd your date go with that whorefish you met at the car wash? Get laid?"
Eddie: "Nah but I got a PLS in the Taco Cabana parking lot"
Bruce: "Did you celebrate with a chicken quesadilla?"


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PLS
Post - LOST - syndrom

The feeling of loss and depression you felt after the series LOST finally ended.
Example:
All I do is sit in bed, eat a gallon of ice cream, and cry out for Jack, Sawyer, & Kate. My friends say I'm suffering from PLS.


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Puppy Love Syndrome: usually occurs in teenagers and it is when they think that they are in love, but in reality it is just puppy love.
Example:
Dad 1: Ya i had 2 take hi in to the doctor the other day...
Dad 2: y?
Dad 1: he has a bad case of PLS..
Dad 2: o....is that like mono?
Dad 1: nope its Puppy love syndrome....
Dad 2: o shit i hope my daughter does'nt get infected too....


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