Vikings
Vikings were Norse or Scandinavian raiders and seafarers. From the late 8th to early 12th centuries they raided wide areas of Europe and also established many governments, and trading networks. The Vikings were known for their
ferocity and sailing ability. The word “Viking” does not describe the Norse or Scandinavian people as a whole, but rather it describes the Norse or Scandinavian men who went sailing and
raiding.The vast majority of Viking raiders were male, and the main reason they originally started their raiding was because they wanted to acquire women from foreign lands for sex and marriage. Viking men would return from their raiding with large amounts of women that they had kidnapped.
Polygyny was common, so rich and powerful Viking warriors had many wives and
concubines.Apart from Europe, the Vikings had activities in faraway regions such as North Africa, and the Middle East. There is also ample evidence that Vikings had
colonized parts of North America. The Vikings have had an undeniable impact on the course of world history.
Vikings
by Igor Headmasher on Mar 02, 2009 02:41:08
Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris
Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!
Viking activities:
Drinking.
Raping
wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The
Highland Games.
Rugby.
Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a
mountain troll.
Vikings
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ on Nov 16, 2010 05:46:09
During the Middle Ages (
A.D. 500-1500), fierce warriors called Vikings lived on the Scandinavian Peninsula of
northern Europe. The Vikings, a
tall people known for their blond hair and blue eyes, were skilled craftsmen and daring seamen. They raided many European nations and explored far out into the Atlantic Ocean.
Example:
Around the year A.D. 1000,
the Viking Leif Ericson discovered the North American continent. It is believed that the Vikings might have started several little villages at the tip of Newfoundland, an island off Canada's Atlantic coast. Although they did not tell anyone about their discovery, the Vikings were nevertheless probably the second people to discover America.
Vikings
by webay on Jan 25, 2005 05:16:29
NFL team from Minnesota known for choking, pulling defeat from the
jaws of victory,
playing football indoors like a bunch of girls, and never having won anything.
Example:
Moss: "Hey,
Daunte, is our Vikings team going to the
Super Bowl this year?"
Daunte: "Sure, Randy! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"
Vikings
by Erik Blod on Apr 20, 2004 03:51:07
Relatives of the norwegians. Some other countries (
Danmark, Sweden) tried to make their own
vikings. They failed. The norwegian vikings ruled Europe, scared the crap out of anyone else, drank "mjød" (
bier), fucked "kjerringer" (big breasted norwegian women), had names like "Blood axe" and made "svenskevitser" (jokes) of the other scandinavians.
Some vikings still live in Norway today.
Vikings
by weslangdon on Apr 21, 2013 20:45:00
Vikings; deeply unpleasant Scandanavians, with limited culture and
bloodlust. If they couldn't steal or shag something they'd smash it. Large numbers settled in Yorkshire and the rest is history. "You can all ways tell a
Yorkshire man but you can't tell him much" They are the source of the red hair common on the east coast of Britain and Ireland, particularly Scotland and the North East of England. Possibly the drunkeness there too.
Scandanavia is a nice place to visit, if a little quiet, but this is because all their hooligans were dumped in the British Isles in the 10th century