Facebook Fucking

Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.



Facebook Fucking
A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.
Example:
-he posted on my wall 7 times in 2 days!
-yeah he's facebook fucking you.


facebook fuck
When you go to people's facebook sites, click on the view more photos option, and jack it to the photos you see there.
Example:
Man, that girl may have rejected me at the party last night, but I facebook fucked her when I got home!!


Facebook Fucked
When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.
Example:
Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked


Facebook Fuck
When a person changes the state of a person's Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim's sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
Example:
"Man, He left his profile logged in. He's due for a good ol' Facebook Fuck. Let's check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there."


facebook fucked
The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.
Example:
Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.

Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?

Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.


Facebook Fuck
The act of "liking" a large quantity of posts on a person's Facebook wall, simply so they will receive a massive number of notifications.
Example:
Girl-"Did you just Facebook fuck Brittany? I got a bunch of notifications that you liked some posts I made on her wall"

Boy-"Hell yeah I did! She's gonna have the max 99 notifications!"


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