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7-2 Day
7-2 day is a public holiday on the 5th of October celebrated by Aston Villa fans all across the globe.

7-2 day is the anniversary of Aston Villa beating Liverpool 7-2.
Example:
I'm just trying to celebrate my birthday and all I keep hearing is 7-2 day jokes; Fucksake Judith


2-Day 2-Morrow Outfit
When wearing something (an outfit) again after wearing it the day before..
Usually occurs when someone dresses really nice on the weekend and nobody really got to see it, so they wear it again to work/school on Monday.
Example:
Vanessa and Kathryn went to the mall together on Sunday.

Vanessa got all dressed up.

Monday: Vanessa wears the same outfit but only Kathryn saw her in it on Sunday.

Kathryn: Hey vanessa, i like youur 2-Day 2-Morrow Outfit ! You totally wore that yesterday!
Vanessa: Shhh! i don't want people to know !


2 Day Yard Sale
The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
Example:
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.


2's Day
The date Februrary 22nd, 2022. In American date format, that becomes 2/22/22, and it just so happens that this date lands on a Tuesday, with "2's Day" a pun on Tuesday, and it should be celebrated at 2:22, 2:22:22 if possible.
Example:
Man 1: "Hey, 2/22/22 will land on a Tuesday!
Man 2: "Holy fuckin' shit!!"
Man 1: "Let's party at exactly 2:22! It's gonna be lit af!"
Random Bystander: "Long live 2's Day!!"


2's Day
2's Day is February 22, 2022 in the American date format, which becomes 2/22/22 when written in short form. The best thing about it is that it falls on a Tuesday, earning it the name of 2's Day. Best to celebrate at 2:22 (or better, 22:22 using 24 hour time) if possible.
Example:
Alice: Hey Bob, what's the date?
Bob: It's 2/22/22
Alice: Holy shit, it's also a Tuesday!
Bob: *Checks time, says 2:22*
Both: I guess you could say it's "2's Day"...
Both: *Dies of cringe*


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