Fairy liquid

glaswegian slang. methadone



fairy liquid
Fairy liquid is when you finger or fist a woman resulting with a hand that is incredibly soft
Example:
John: "My hands feel like they have been in bowl fairy liquid"

Gavin: "Do they smell like it too?"

John: "No....quite rank really"


Fairy liquided
When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.
Example:
Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!

At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!


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