Firth

The process of being penetrated in the booty hole while giving birth.



Firth
Puss-filled bubble, usually located around the anus.
Example:
"Yo, is that Firth in that Chevy?"


Firth
A derivative of filth. Meaning lower than specks of dust on your shoes.
Example:
Man, that is pure firth!


Firthing
Firthing is the act of hanging around the object of your affections looking intense but never actually telling them how you feel. The term is named for Colin Firth who played Mr. Darcy in a film adaption of Pride and Prejudice and spent a lot of time "firthing."
Example:
Rather than just tell her crush how she felt, Rebecca chose instead to spend the entire party firthing in his general vicinity.


Colin Firth
Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)

Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"
Example:
"I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!"

"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"

"No! He was gorgeouser!"

"Gorgeouser is not a word."

"Oh."


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