Firthing

Firthing is the act of hanging around the object of your affections looking intense but never actually telling them how you feel. The term is named for Colin Firth who played Mr. Darcy in a film adaption of Pride and Prejudice and spent a lot of time "firthing."



Firthed
To be the innocent bystander or victim of an explosion, either pyrotechnic or as the result of an instantaneous release of pressure, ie. a pressurised vessel bursting.
Example:
'Whatever's the matter? You look awful.', 'I'm sorry. on the way to work I was firthed!'

'My god. I've been firthed!'


Firthed
When you kiss a girl with your mouth barely open and show no emotion or build intensity. Maybe you have learned Portuguese in the process. Made famous by Colin Firth in all of his movies.
Example:
Yah, I got “firthedlast night...


Colin Firth
Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)

Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"
Example:
"I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!"

"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"

"No! He was gorgeouser!"

"Gorgeouser is not a word."

"Oh."


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