Flanneling Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Flanneling

When a woman seeks out a new relationship before Winter falls in the hope of having someone to huddle close to during the major holidays.

Flannel

by YassQueen! on Oct 07, 2020 04:12:30

The lesbian uniform commonly used to attract a mate in the wild.

Example:
Nature documentary: Notice how that wild lesbian is trying to attract a mate with her flannel and cats, it seems she has the attention of another wild lesbian but she is too busy chasing after that uninterested straight girl to notice...

flannel

by Bryan Wulff on Dec 12, 2005 06:35:33

the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.

Example:
jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.

Flannel

by lwog on Jan 26, 2015 13:08:42

The collective noun for lesbians.

Coined by Tony O.

Example:
A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.

Flannel

by Occult Aura on Dec 30, 2009 06:03:55

A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.

Example:
"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"

flannel

by floppyfish102 on Sep 28, 2017 04:36:20

soft cotton with a plad pattern-usually buttoned on clothing

Example:
"becky your flannel shirt is so cute"

flannel

by cribbins on Jun 01, 2012 09:49:59

mass noun British informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly

Example:
a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel

flannel

by savamaylei on Sep 16, 2020 01:55:10

an article of clothing that makes you automatically a gay or very white. that’s just the way it works. i don’t make the rules.

Example:
micheal: “damn, lashawna looks so fine in that flannel. i would love to rip that shit off.”

quentin: “dawg, she a whole lesbian-“

Flannel

by pastelsam on May 12, 2015 12:33:10

A word commonly used for towel in English speaking European countries.

Example:
He got up in the morning and washed his face with a small flannel.

flanneling

by Flannelexpert on Jul 22, 2009 19:52:58

Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.

Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.

Example:
Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.

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