Lubbocking

The act of fisting somebody to death in a swimming pool.Named after Stuart Lubbock received severe anal injuries and died in the swimming pool at British celebrity-wrong-cock, Michael Barrymore's, homo sex and drugs pool-party.



Lubbock
City in Texas, home of the Texas Tech Red Raiders. Known for it's incredible lack of trees, water and hills, as well as it's insane mass of dust, wind, and trucks.
Example:
Lubbock is a great place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit...
In Lubbock, you could watch your dog run away for three days...


lubbocked
This is the unpleasant term, first used by 'Loaded' a U.K. 'lads' magazine to describe death by fisting. Its roots lie in the case of a young man Stuart Lubbock who was fisted to death at a poolside drugs and sex party hosted by the U.K. television celebrity michael barrymore.

It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.
Example:
It is particularly awful way to die: being kidnapped by gay men and 'lubbocked' to death.


Lubbock
Lubbock is a city in northwest Texas. It is also known as the rectum of Texas.

Lubbock is located in the literal middle of nowhere. Lubbock only exists because of Texas Tech University, which is more well known that the actual city it is located in.

The only things to do in Lubbock are drink, go to church, and to to Texas Tech football games during college football season. This is largely due to the fact that there is nothing around Lubbock for at least 5 hours in any direction you travel. Dallas and Albuquerque are the largest major cities located closest to Lubbock; Albuquerque is 5 1/2 hours west of Lubbock, and Dallas is 5 hours east of it.
Example:
Person 1: I lived in Lubbock for a few years.

Person 2: Sorry to hear that.


Lubbock
To correct TexasIsShitty up there, Lubbock is not near Texas Tech. Texas Tech is in Lubbock. Lubbock is more so on the religious side (HELLO! It's in the BIBLE BELT!) and the only Democrats who live in Lubbock are not from Lubbock. In fact, they only recently moved there. It's all Republicans. And people from Lubbock only like TTU football when Mike Leach is the coach, not Tupperwear or Tuberville or whatever his name is. Lubbock is not the only town that is proud of their college. Any town with a Big 12 college is proud of it.
Example:
texas tech
red raiders
Lubbock


Lubbock
Awful, horrible city. Located near Texas Tech, which is a good school in its own right. Don't be fooled, however, because Lubbockites are VERY proud of Texas Tech and will shove it in your face. Constantly. Not a good place if you like trees, aren't that religious, are a Democrat, or generally like people even if they don't believe what you believe. The school system is okay, but the students are ignorant and value stupidity. They care for no one but themselves, and the entire city is apathetic to all problems as long as it doesn't affect it. Just don't live here.
Example:
Lubbock is a shit town and I don't know why you would like it.

Girl 1: I hate Lubbock.
Girl 2: Shut the fuck up, Lubbock is great. It's a party town. It has Tech. Go FOOTBALL! And you know what? Texas is the greatest. We should all backstab each other.


Lubbock Thunda
1. The act of farting in a drunk persons mouth after they have passed out. (preferably and aggie)
Example:
-Chad's smashed.... lets give him a good ole Lubock Thunda!

- Look at all those dumb ass drunk Aggies, lets give em the Lubbock Thunda!


Lubbock Clap
also know as STD contracted from any species of Texas Tech Sororiwhoredom that thinks as long as she can't remember the act of intercourse it didn't happen.
Example:
KA to his buddies: 'Last month I fucked "fill in trite sorority girl name" & now I've got the Lubbock Clap. So I have to take pennicillin for the next XX days.'

*if anyone can find the link to the rap song i would appreciate it, i can't find it*


Lubbock Texas
probably the most fucking boring city in the wole country. There is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our crappy themepark, Joyland :/ but once you've done that, you've bout done it all. We're home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.
Example:
hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.


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