Flemington

A town in the middle of nowhere full of cocky, rich white kids who hail from one of the richest counties in the United States. Here, you're either an athlete, an art kid, a wanna be art kid, a country kid, a music lover, or a druggie that's randomly disappeared. If not, it's hard to stick out- especially in the huge school of Hunterdon Central. At Central, if you're not an AP kid, it's so easy to fall behind or be ignored. The grading system is crazy and you're sure it's screwed you over for life. Also, you don't know half the people in your grade and you're sure they don't know you. Amazingly though, even with such a large population, there is absolutely nothing to do besides creep around strip malls, go to Chili's, or party in someone's basement while trying not to break their 60" flat screen tv. Really, it's a bit of a bubble town. In the middle of nowhere. May I emphasize, in the middle of nowhere?



flemington
town where nothing happens, just more stores get built. snotty adults, and cocky kids. 17 commerce banks and high taxes. cops that will search you for weapons even tho there hasnt been a weapon in flemington ever.
Example:
lets go to flemington...NOT!!!


Flemington Floater
A variation on the classic Pie Floater, only twice as awesome.

An Australian-style meat pie, served in a bowl of American-style chilli beef and beans.

Egg/cheese topping optional, but recommended.

Credit: Julien Rozenbergs
Example:
I wanted a meal. I had a meat pie in the freezer, and a can of Stagg in the cupboard. I said to myself... Flemington Floater.


Flemington Urshnaflaffelen
syndrome in which you uncontrollably flip people off and may include occasional shouts of “fuck you”; no current treatment
Example:
Person 1: Dude, Alex keeps flipping me off and idk why!?!?!

Person 2: Bro, she has Flemington Urshnaflaffelen... she can’t help it:(


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