Fritzel
To imprison or
detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and
well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.
fritzel (to fritzel)
by Chugster on Apr 03, 2010 04:12:16
To
fritzel (verb)
1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "
ripen" and develop, hence making him/her
fairplay after a couple of years.
Example:
Sahil: Hey! Check her out
Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.
S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.
fritzel (to fritzel)
Fritzel Baby
by Leco on Feb 03, 2009 19:19:09
A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in
a cage for years, a real
buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or
famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.
Example:
Michael: Yeah I love rock music.
S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam,
Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?
Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like
Dragon Force.
S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.
Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?
Michael: Yeah its
Russel Brand, he's my hero.
Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.
broseph fritzel
by Jonny Forster on Mar 26, 2021 05:46:06
A friend who wants you all for themselves. One who gets all weird if you bring anyone else
to the pub. A friend who will
lock you in a basement for 10 years (and possibly try
to bang you)
Example:
Took my new girlfriend
to the pub last night, Steve got all broseph fritzel and talked about
predator all night to
lock her out.