Tenor Saxophone

1. An instrument that is superior in all ways to any other saxophones, especially the alto. The ultimate sex machine, designed initially to woo ladies and cause spontaneous pants removal, but later used in jazz music. The weapon of choice for godly figures, like Thor and Mars. 2. An instrument that requires a hefty amount of hallucinogenic drugs to generate the optimal improvisational solo. 3. A tool of great justice.



Tenor Saxophone
Far shittier than an Alto and you can not convince me otherwise.
Example:
Guy 1: I love gay sex with men and my mom getting fucked by my friend!
Guy 2: Are you a Tenor Saxophone player?
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: is your friend an Alto player?
Guy 1: Yeah and he has a hot ass.
Guy 2 Yeah no shit.


Tenor Saxophone
Tenor Saxophone (Shiny curve boi) - The best instrument that exists and ever will exist. Just low enough to get those fat rich notes and just high enough to grab the audience's attention for a sick solo.

Tenor Saxophonist - The super cool person that plays the best instrument ever and is super chill about it even when adoring fans flock them and ask to touch their instrument. Social and a bit competitive, but not egotistical, unlike other saxophonists COUGH ALTOS COUGH

All saxophonists are prone to play jazz songs and random licks at rehearsal. It's our nature. Don't blame us.
Example:
Person 1: Did you hear that amazing tenor saxophone solo???

Person 2: I KNOW, so SMOOTH!!!

Alto Sax Player: I don't know what you guys are talking about.


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