edgers

Person who enjoys edging (masturbation technique). Usually does it for at least 3 hours, sometimes having 12 hours or all-day edging session.



the edger
Its is like the sexual position "The Wheelbarrow" Except with a one legged woman. The wheelbarrow is when the woman puts both hands on the ground and the man stands between her legs and holds her back legs in the air while penetrating.

The Edger is when a one legged woman puts both hands on the ground and the man only has to hold one leg in the air while penetrating her. Thus it looks more like a lawn edger than a wheelbarrow
Example:
I met a one legged stripper and we did The Edger! It was awesome having the free hand to spank her ass!


Edger
One who invites themselves to parties/events they hear about through your own close circle of friends cuz they are lame and have no friends. Edging into a persons close circle of friends.
Example:
He is such and edger. He showed up at that show and wasn't even invited and then hangs like he was. He is so edging in.


teen-edger
somebody who adopts the ethics and lifestyle of straight edge just to be cool. It may be done to hold a moral high-ground over your peers, or just a reason to combat your homo-erotic feelings by punching somebody in the face, a means of justification if you will.
Teen-edgers may claim to like Minor Threat, but only because their friends do.
Drink's Pepsi because it's ethically made, according to what the person with the highest scene points says.
Example:
"I'VE GOT STRATE EJ!! GUYZ!!"

or

*punches in face/looks down on you for drinking a beer*


straight edger
Somnebody who follows the straight edge philosophy. That is, a person who respects their body
*by not consuming alocohol
*by not consuming other drugs
* by not having casual sex.

Some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.

Some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is "cool" but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.

Straight edgers, in my opinion (I'm edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.
Example:
Person: Hey, do you want a drink / some drugs?
True edger: No thankyou, I'm a straight edger.

--or--

Person: Hey, do you want a drink?
False trend-following edger: No, 'cause I'm like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. *gets out hand and shows large black cross* - for more info look up straight edge


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