Fuck a Duck

Much like Oh Shit but not said near as loudly. Used when something goes way wrong.



Fuck a Duck
An old ugly women of loose persuation. ie. An old slut. Used only rarely to the ugliest of characters of which you feel even a duck would not go near them. What defines a Fuck a Duck is the pure ugliness of character in which she completely lacks.
Example:
a. Look at that old fuck a duck! So ugly a duck won't even go near her.
b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?


Fuck the Duck
Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
Example:
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".


fuck a duck
An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Example:
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!


Fuck a duck
An interjection generally being another phrase for common cuss words that you yell when you mess things up, something isn't going right, or you just hurt yourself.
Example:
Bob stubbed his toe on the kitchen table and immediately yelled,"Well fuck a duck!"


Fuck A Duck
Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat
Example:
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!


fuck-and-duck
A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
Example:
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.


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