monkey tail Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

monkey tail

when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head

monkey tail

by Crispin Whattley on Aug 14, 2005 05:35:53

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat

Example:
I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning

monkey tail

by frec on Jun 17, 2004 04:13:59

the squirts

Example:
oh man that taco pizza gave me a severe case of monkey tail

Monkey Tail

by FthisS on Aug 12, 2009 08:04:03

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

Example:
it has been so long since i crapped, when it comes out it'll be a monkey tail.

Monkey Tail

by BrightGreenJamus on Nov 30, 2014 07:45:50

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Example:
Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

monkeys tail

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender on May 02, 2006 07:56:21

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

Example:
"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

Monkey Tail

by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 on Jan 29, 2022 04:03:34

When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.

Example:
Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.

Monkey tail

by SwanyM on Sep 21, 2018 03:46:22

When you clench your asshole and your get temporary control of your penis.

Example:
Ed: Hey roger why is your pants pulsing?
Roger: Yeah I’m monkey tailing it right now!

curl a monkey tail

by A^C on Jul 28, 2006 05:30:57

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Example:
Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

Growing a monkey tail

by comehonorfaceboots on Nov 17, 2016 08:27:58

Taking a long massive shit.

Example:
I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

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