GOV's

Get On Vent - acronym- used in a text message or IM to a friend asking them to get on ventrilo,



the gov
a low income neighborhood in Hoffman Estates Illinois that is often portrayed as "ghetto" when really it's not. It's called the gov because a street called Governers Drive runs right through it and all the streets in the neighborhood are on both sides of it
Example:
hey lets go to my house

where?

the gov

isnt that ghetto?

dont be fucking ridiculous its low income


.gov
The ending to a website which indicates that you should probably not believe a single word from any site that has this at the end of its url because it's also used by the government and ya know how trustworthy they are
Example:
Sam: I found my information on a .gov website!
Teacher: (F) none of this bullshit is true


gov
Gov is a short form for government. It's 2 chars shorter than the old "govt." with a period or one shorter than "govt" without a period. It should be pronounced long form, as "governmment". It's used in this exact way on Twitter. On micro-blogs, every character counts, hence dropping the t and period from govt.
Example:
From Twitter: I think we have, along with our own gov's manipulators, people paid by parties, volunteers for Rush, etc.


The Govs
Short for The Governors: mascot of Austin Peay State University in Clarksville, Tennessee.
Derived from Governor Austin Peay, for whom the college is named.
Example:
Random Person: How many times have The Govs gone to the NCAA basketball tournament?
Peay Student: Five or Six.
Random Person: What about the Lady Govs?
Peay Student: Also Five or Six.
Random Person: Why do you keep answering 'five or six' times?
Peay Student: It's five times - or six if you count this year.


GOV
/Jee-Oh-Vee/; Noun
1. A government employee that has been in long enough that he/she does not have to do a damn thing.

/Jee-Oh-Vee/; Verb
1. To perform an action is a flagrant, uncaring, or lax way; To not be serious or cerncerned about being serious
2. To waste money, preferably tax payer, in a flippant way
Example:
Noun:
Contract worker: Seriously, i'm getting fired??
Government supervisor: He's a GOV so I have no choice but to pay him instead of the people doing the work...sorry, maybe they will let you return your new car.

Yo, i'm a GOV so they can't fire me even if I AM readin the newzpaper at my desk all day.

Adverb:
Yo, I just GOV'd that round of Black Ops...I just walked around like a noob and got capped like 100 times.

My girl GOV's dick that time so I made her give me head two times again!!


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