the gov
a low income neighborhood in Hoffman Estates Illinois that is often portrayed as "ghetto" when really it's not. It's called the gov because a street called Governers Drive runs right through it and all the streets in the neighborhood are on both sides of it.gov
The ending to a website which indicates that you should probably not believe a single word from any site that has this at the end of its url because it's also used by the government and ya know how trustworthy they are
gov
Gov is a short form for government. It's 2 chars shorter than the old "govt." with a period or one shorter than "govt" without a period. It should be pronounced long form, as "governmment". It's used in this exact way on Twitter. On micro-blogs, every character counts, hence dropping the t and period from govt.
Example:
From Twitter: I think we have, along with our own gov's manipulators, people paid by parties, volunteers for Rush, etc.
From Twitter: I think we have, along with our own gov's manipulators, people paid by parties, volunteers for Rush, etc.
The Govs
Short for The Governors: mascot of Austin Peay State University in Clarksville, Tennessee.
Derived from Governor Austin Peay, for whom the college is named.
Derived from Governor Austin Peay, for whom the college is named.
Example:
Random Person: How many times have The Govs gone to the NCAA basketball tournament?
Peay Student: Five or Six.
Random Person: What about the Lady Govs?
Peay Student: Also Five or Six.
Random Person: Why do you keep answering 'five or six' times?
Peay Student: It's five times - or six if you count this year.
Random Person: How many times have The Govs gone to the NCAA basketball tournament?
Peay Student: Five or Six.
Random Person: What about the Lady Govs?
Peay Student: Also Five or Six.
Random Person: Why do you keep answering 'five or six' times?
Peay Student: It's five times - or six if you count this year.
GOV
/Jee-Oh-Vee/; Noun
1. A government employee that has been in long enough that he/she does not have to do a damn thing.
/Jee-Oh-Vee/; Verb
1. To perform an action is a flagrant, uncaring, or lax way; To not be serious or cerncerned about being serious
2. To waste money, preferably tax payer, in a flippant way
1. A government employee that has been in long enough that he/she does not have to do a damn thing.
/Jee-Oh-Vee/; Verb
1. To perform an action is a flagrant, uncaring, or lax way; To not be serious or cerncerned about being serious
2. To waste money, preferably tax payer, in a flippant way
Example:
Noun:
Contract worker: Seriously, i'm getting fired??
Government supervisor: He's a GOV so I have no choice but to pay him instead of the people doing the work...sorry, maybe they will let you return your new car.
Yo, i'm a GOV so they can't fire me even if I AM readin the newzpaper at my desk all day.
Adverb:
Yo, I just GOV'd that round of Black Ops...I just walked around like a noob and got capped like 100 times.
My girl GOV's dick that time so I made her give me head two times again!!
Noun:
Contract worker: Seriously, i'm getting fired??
Government supervisor: He's a GOV so I have no choice but to pay him instead of the people doing the work...sorry, maybe they will let you return your new car.
Yo, i'm a GOV so they can't fire me even if I AM readin the newzpaper at my desk all day.
Adverb:
Yo, I just GOV'd that round of Black Ops...I just walked around like a noob and got capped like 100 times.
My girl GOV's dick that time so I made her give me head two times again!!
Gov up
Self-Gov
1. A system of self-governance, made famous in the academic world by Grinnell College.
2. Euphemism for Masturbation
2. Euphemism for Masturbation
gov name
Your goverment name; the oppisite of you street,hood, or nick-name; the name on your birth certificate;
Gov Love
The deepest kind of love, as in the kind a politician has for his intern. Passionate, sexy, and adorable. May involve chocolate and/or making faces across the room.