the grenade
This waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks. After this harsh realization, she desperately attempted to form friendships with attractive girls for the sole reason of leeching of their hotness. Ten years later, she's managed to hold together her parasitic friendship with these girls. When you and your buddies approach these girls,
the grenade's callousness from years of
fat jokes kicks into overdrive, and she does everything in her power to keep her "friends" from hooking up. The grenade will most likely have to be jumped on (read: get taken back to her place and spend many long hours trying not to vomit from disgust) by you or one of your buddies (probably whoever gets the
short straw).
the grenade
by Phillip Kaltenbach on Feb 20, 2007 16:44:24
The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where
the grenade differs because the one
handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile
orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.
Example:
Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her
Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and
cold hearted shit right there.
the grenade
by asjkdfhlgajhgk;ajd;sdklfjadkfkasdjfkjq234lkr l24ktj 8iu 9p8egi 34uhgt9835rhy8oquehbkljn on Jun 15, 2008 10:09:32
Grenade of Grenade
by stiffshifter on Jul 25, 2010 04:55:21
The real name for
the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their
sacred game
above all else, and are ignorant to reason.
Example:
Person 1: "I love
Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate
that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled
rant here)
Grenading
by Nathan Patrick Hooker on Oct 17, 2015 13:57:34
When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand,
pull back the shower
curtain, and
toss it in the toilet.
Example:
Dude, I had
to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor
all wet.. So I had a
grenading session in the shower.
grenade
by Amaris on Aug 30, 2003 11:42:30
The
solitary ugly girl always found with a group of
hotties. If
the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
grenades
by Big Freeze UFL on Feb 01, 2010 10:13:21
A group of ugly, fat, pale, repulsive, and/or
slovenly females.
The term "grenade" was coined by The Situation on
MTV's infamous show,
The Jersey Shore Example:
"Hey dude,
call up that fat chick you've been banging. Tell her to bring her friends."
"
Sure thing bro. I guess you wanna
dive on some grenades tonight too, huh?"
grenade.
by Carl "The Other Guy" on May 31, 2006 19:09:42
Hand- held explosive, used mainly by people who wish to inflict pain and death. (eg. Terrorists, soldiers)
To use a
grenade, one would remove
the pin and throw
the grenade in the direction of the target, where under normal circumstances, it would explode.
Not reccomended for children. Or anyone at all, really.
Grenade
by Preston Fucking Grenade on Dec 06, 2018 15:41:57
Grenade
by Austin S. on Dec 09, 2017 15:24:13