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The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.



Grenading
When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.
Example:
Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.


grenades
A group of ugly, fat, pale, repulsive, and/or slovenly females.

The term "grenade" was coined by The Situation on MTV's infamous show, The Jersey Shore
Example:
"Hey dude, call up that fat chick you've been banging. Tell her to bring her friends."

"Sure thing bro. I guess you wanna dive on some grenades tonight too, huh?"


grenade.
Hand- held explosive, used mainly by people who wish to inflict pain and death. (eg. Terrorists, soldiers)
To use a grenade, one would remove the pin and throw the grenade in the direction of the target, where under normal circumstances, it would explode.
Not reccomended for children. Or anyone at all, really.
Example:
He threw the grenade. There was a shout, an explosion, a scream, and then, silence.


the grenade
This waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks. After this harsh realization, she desperately attempted to form friendships with attractive girls for the sole reason of leeching of their hotness. Ten years later, she's managed to hold together her parasitic friendship with these girls. When you and your buddies approach these girls, the grenade's callousness from years of fat jokes kicks into overdrive, and she does everything in her power to keep her "friends" from hooking up. The grenade will most likely have to be jumped on (read: get taken back to her place and spend many long hours trying not to vomit from disgust) by you or one of your buddies (probably whoever gets the short straw).
Example:
"She was the grenade" should be an acceptable defense in murder cases.


grenade
an ugly girl that is jumped on for the sake of your friends. Similar to the times of war when the enemy tosses a grenade over the lines and a comrade jumps on it to ensure teh safety of others.
Example:
You owe me dude, i jumped on teh grenade last time!!!


Grenade
A throwable or shootable device that can be used in a multitude of military and police applications. Different types of grenades include fragmentation grenades, which send shrapnel flying in all directions, maiming and killing within a certain radius, flash grenades that blind and disorient targets, smoke grenades, which are used on the ground by troops to communicate with troops who are in the air, according to color. Smoke grenades can also be used to provide concealment during movement. Gas grenades can be used to kill via delivery of poison gases, or they can be used to disperse groups of people through the delivery of "tear gas." Incendiary grenades are typically used to disable enemy equipment, as they usually contain thermite and can go straight through an engine block. Most grenades are either deployed by hand or shot from a hand held or turret mounted launcher.
Example:
I just got a triple kill on Call of Duty with a frag grenade.


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