Garrido

He’s kind of funny in group settings but when you’re one on one it’s hella scary. He says the n-word in front of your parents, invites you and 100 losers to every party. Allows big tall men to sleep on his couch. Thinks he’s buff but just has an inferiority complex.



Josh Garrido
He the most handsome person you will ever meet, would fuck him myself if I could. He is AMAZING full stop. Not much else to say.

(Also packing 9 inches)
Example:
Girl (to friend)"there's Josh Garrido, oofffff, he turns my pussy into a waterfall"


Elias Garrido
The biggest, shortest, most perverted simp anyone could ever imagine. Beware of his stalking and his horrid grammar.
Example:
"Oh god is that Elias Garrido? He's so weird, let's leave"


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